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    I then proceeded to destroy my previous license plate decal trying to remove it

    Now I have to waste an hour and $12 at the DMV to have them both replaced
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Sometimes you're riding high in April

    Shot down in May
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I enjoy an excellent standard of living that I've done nothing to deserve except being born in a country that thrives on committing acts of violence half a world away. Also, I couldn't get high tonight and had to settle for a bottle of wine instead.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Zanick I enjoy an excellent standard of living that I've done nothing to deserve except being born in a country that thrives on committing acts of violence half a world away. Also, I couldn't get high tonight and had to settle for a bottle of wine instead.

    I had exactly the opposite problem tonight.

    Too many pigeons, not enough wine.
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    Originally posted by Zanick I enjoy an excellent standard of living that I've done nothing to deserve except being born in a country that thrives on committing acts of violence half a world away. Also, I couldn't get high tonight and had to settle for a bottle of wine instead.



    Originally posted by GGG I had exactly the opposite problem tonight.

    Too many pigeons, not enough wine.

    get a room.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Zanick I enjoy an excellent standard of living that I've done nothing to deserve except being born in a country that thrives on committing acts of violence half a world away. Also, I couldn't get high tonight and had to settle for a bottle of wine instead.

    How do I activate PTP signature?
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