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How did the first humans realize that they need to eat and drink to survive?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, I believe that they learned while watching animals dine...👍
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But then how did the animals learn it?

  4. #4
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    What do you mean first humans?
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Never had to learn it we always knew
  6. #6
    Technologist victim of incest
    Instinct.
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    How did OP learn?

    I dont think its ever explained explicitly.
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Why is this even a question.
    Did you wind up with you dick in your hand or another in your mouth.
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Why is this even a question.
    Did you wind up with you dick in your hand or another in your mouth.

    Answer the question, stupid...👍
  10. #10
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You know, that's a great question.

    Subscribe.
  11. #11
    🐿 African Astronaut
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  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Thumbz up thumbz down subscribe

    Lanny couldn't code that for the life of him.
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  13. #13
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    The first couple of different genders learned by using their 5 senses:

    First, the sight. Second, touch. Third, sound. Fourth, smell. And lastly, crunch!



    Boom.
  14. #14
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    I heard an apple was involved
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  15. #15
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl The first couple of different genders learned by using their 5 senses:

    First, the sight. Second, touch. Third, sound. Fourth, smell. And lastly, crunch!



    Boom.

    You know, that's a very interesting axiom;

    Crunch.

    Mushroom Rumor, right?

    Or what are you on about?
  16. #16
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thank god im forbidden. But of course, Eve ry one wants to taste me.
  17. #17
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They read the instruction manual.
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  18. #18
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by gadzooks They read the instruction manual.

    You don't read the instruction manual.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl The first couple of different genders

    Oh no, it's retarded
  20. #20
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I reported yo ass.
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