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I left pork out for 15 hours, is it still okay?

  1. #21
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    More than 1 way to cook a cat.
  2. #22
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Transgender Mountain Dew Guzzling Fortnite Slut yeah I read that you can cook out the bacteria which is what I was gonna do, cook it at a really high temp but if the bacteria sit too long they produce toxins which can't be cooked out so it's a loss.

    Grrr… bought onions and carrots and everything and now I have no meat!

    What should I cook instead lol

    Well they're like nano-size parasites and your stomach's body temperature is like breeding temperature to them. like hanging out at spring break in Florida. giant microbial fuckfest and dividing. they get into the bloodstream and cause staph infections.


    or summin like dis
  3. #23
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Transgender Mountain Dew Guzzling Fortnite Slut Houston [my vaporous correlative rediscovery]
    Originally posted by Krow Well they're like nano-size parasites and your stomach's body temperature is like breeding temperature to them. like hanging out at spring break in Florida. giant microbial fuckfest and dividing. they get into the bloodstream and cause staph infections.


    or summin like dis

    I was gonna put the oven on max for an hour to hopefully kill any bacteria but after reading they produce Lethal toxins after a few hours I lost all hope
  5. #25
    if you die from food you left out for less than 24 hours you deserve it
  6. #26
    Transgender Mountain Dew Guzzling Fortnite Slut Houston [my vaporous correlative rediscovery]
    I honestly think I will be fine but I am scared of risking it
  7. #27
    eat it on cam pussy

    if you start to die of food poisoning we can call 911 its safe
  8. #28
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by Transgender Mountain Dew Guzzling Fortnite Slut I forgot I left it out :( do I have to throw it away now?

    I’m sure your dead by now from eating that rotten swine but I gotta say that is the best user ID/avatar Ive seen here in a while.
  9. #29
    Octavian motherfucker
    Your farts will smell extra potant.

    Just eat it.
  10. #30
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Dude at work took a shit in the restroom and damn we had to evacuate the building. I told him he needed to go see a doctor but he refused. Got damn that was rank and I think he has a medical issue.
  11. #31
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun Dude at work took a shit in the restroom and damn we had to evacuate the building. I told him he needed to go see a doctor but he refused. Got damn that was rank and I think he has a medical issue.

    Medication will do this.

    It's possible he layed butt gaskets over toilet water to prevent backsplash and in doing so, his pew laid on top without water to keep it in check.

    People who worry about backsplash toilet water won't courtesy flush neither. because of backsplash.
  12. #32
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    No Krow, are you defending your BFF?
  13. #33
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun No Krow, are you defending your BFF?

    My GF? :/
  14. #34
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't know who your BFF is.
  15. #35
    Krow African Astronaut
    yur a spy and that is a lie
  16. #36
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Is it dead? Did somebody cut it up while it was screaming and afraid? I doubt very much that the pork is okay.
  17. #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You all have a moral obligation to click this link.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Recommend throw them away. They could now contain pathogens, even if they look, smell and taste fine.

    They could contain pathogens beforehand too. We cant know.
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ They could contain pathogens beforehand too. We cant know.

    The odds increase exponentially.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The odds increase exponentially.

    I know. I'm just saying.
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