Tall toilets

1. 2019-03-12 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Folks,
   
   I hate toilets that are too tall for me. I need to be able to get my knees up above my beltline in order to get enough back pressure.
2. 2019-03-12 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I use my sink as a urinal to save the extra calorie it takes to lift the seat up.
   
   
3. 2019-03-12 at 7:52 PM UTC

   #3
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano Folks,
   
   I hate toilets that are too tall for me. I need to be able to get my knees up above my beltline in order to get enough back pressure.

   
   Being a manly man toilets are too low for me...I'm basically squatting when I sit on one..which apparently is the best position for pooping to be in anyway. It's like when I get into my Lambo...it's too fucking low to the floor for getting in and out of whilst still looking cool, but you do look cool when you're in it, the trick therefore is not to get out of the car just drive back and forth slowly outside the dive bar to impress the barflies.
4. 2019-03-12 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Indians shit in holes
   
   Go to an Indian restaurant 👍🏻
5. 2019-03-12 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Being a manly man toilets are too low for me…I'm basically squatting when I sit on one..which apparently is the best position for pooping to be in anyway. It's like when I get into my Lambo…it's too fucking low to the floor for getting in and out of whilst still looking cool, but you do look cool when you're in it, the trick therefore is not to get out of the car just drive back and forth slowly outside the dive bar to impress the barflies.

   
   lol so you're implying that you're trying to impress men at the truck stop / the local bath house... oooooohhhh thats rich!
   
   i hate it tho when i will blow a load and use the toilet afterwards to take a dumper and the leftover jizz will string out into the toilet then pull back up when im trying to wipe, thus thrusting asshole water back in the my cockhole, i call it cum poopy
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6. 2019-03-12 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Archer513 Indians shit in holes
   
   Go to an Indian restaurant 👍🏻

   
   or just standup and do it.
   
   
   
   
   "may i sheeet on ur streeet daddy?!"
7. 2019-03-12 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #7
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol so you're implying that you're trying to impress men at the truck stop / the local bath house… oooooohhhh thats rich!

   
   There is no "trying" about it young fella me lad.