2019-03-12 at 9:12 AM UTC
For the past 10+ years, ever since I was a young boy, I have been suffocating in my own body. No this is not because of mental anguish and despair. I am literally talking about the inability to breathe properly using my own 2 lungs. I suffer combination of allergy induced difficulties and a respiratory infection. They compliment the two. No I'm not a doctor but this is the best way I can explain it, given my education of the issue. The past three days have been very difficult, I'm 25 years old and I have to hunch over to catch my breath while walking through the store. This is not new, I've been through this rodeo before, I went to the E.R. atleast twice last year this is not a troll I went to the hospital atleast twice last year for complications. So that's why when I went to the hospital today and I was met with the same treatment, I walked out of there without hesitation... DESPITE, me hashing to the doctor that I know how to treat myself, I just need his consent.
So, the thing is that, I know how to fix this quite debilitating problem, but I'm asking... Does this doctor even give a fuck. And here's the catch. The treatment is to take a great dose of tussin dm. I told this doctor that. So this doctor... said "I won't (fix) you" and I'm like uh ok, show me out.
Reality check: do you really think I want to drink 5oz of horse piss a day?
answer: No, but I do like to breathe.
Account for this as well. Yes, I have abused cough medicine. No, the dextromethorphan isn't physically helping. The point which we must acknowledge is the synergistic relationship that the guaifenesin has with the dextromethorphan. It is the ANALogy here in which we will use toilet paper. Wiping your bum while it's clean is like overdosing dm when you're not congested. Basically I'm saying that I feel it's ok to overdose when you can't breathe because of such significant inconviences.
I emailed my pcp, asking for a slip of approval for my insurance card to cover it. I'll hear back from her.
Am I nuts? I don't want to sound like I had my balls clipped, but I'm not even going to think of contributing to the society, if I'm going to be bound up all the time. You got me fucked up if you think I will serve you, salute a veteran who fought for this "freedom" or donate my blanket to your poor child because they are cold. I won't.
I know it is an extreme dose (~160oz/month), but everybody wants to be a calloused nigger even when they have acquired every possible accolade.
Am I the bad guy here?
Rebut
2019-03-12 at 9:48 AM UTC
wat?
you're prescribed horse piss???????????
robotussin?????
shut up.
its always ok to overdose btw
2019-03-12 at 1:18 PM UTC
Only read half of the first paragraph cuz I can’t be bothered to strain my eyes reading that wall of text.
But I got the impression that you haven’t even seen a doctor about this yet.
Go see a doctor, dumbass.
2019-03-12 at 4:14 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Wallotext my @ss! you used paragraphs
2019-03-12 at 8:47 PM UTC
lol lil lung boi
cant smoke cigs cant smoke weed
got little lungs cant hardly breath
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