Originally posted by tee hee hee
Two coffees, one of those instant soups you add boiling water to and a table spoon of cough syrup. 😯😣
Let me guess you're also wearing a pink fuzzy bathrobe and matching slippers and you're sitting in your living room reading Cosmopolitan or sorting out coupons while Ellen or Dr. Phil plays in the background.
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[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by mmQ
Let me guess you're also wearing a pink fuzzy bathrobe and matching slippers and you're sitting in your living room reading Cosmopolitan or sorting out coupons while Ellen or Dr. Phil plays in the background.
Overdid it on gin & cashews which resulted in me shitting huge glob like feces that stressed my anal opening. I used to listen to people's tales of painful hemorrhoids w/ a smug wonderment but now I know lol.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Never announce bodily functions online.
I'm a grown american male therefor I announce whatever wherever I so choose.
Back on subject, I called my west indian concubine & she made me a nice epson salt witch hazel bath so everything's lovely now. Cashews are so tasty though it's a shame they render themselves jell-o in my bowels.
