Nothing better than a fart that keeps your asshole gaping open for a good 5 seconds

1. 2019-03-10 at 5:04 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   All the gas in your body melts away like a bar of chocolate
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Instigator
2. 2019-03-10 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   the endorphins afterward are incredible
3. 2019-03-10 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   THIS THREAD STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. 2019-03-10 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i bet your ass hole is already gaping
5. 2019-03-10 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #5
   blaster master victim of incest
6. 2019-03-10 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by blaster master Dude, I'm going to fill my colon with N2O gas from whippets using a whipped cream dispenser. Then you can suck the farts from my ass and get high on them.

   
   Don't do that you'll damage your ass.
   
   We can just stick balloons between the cheeks
7. 2019-03-10 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   last night I ate a bunch of dominos spice wings and one of those alluring freschetta sammies that look so alluring on the commercial... I then drank a few brews and need to take a dumper, the shit was so fat i was in so much pain to where when it finally all came out I came from it hitting my prostate but then passed out from the pain/excitement and literally fell off the toilet and woke up like 15 min later.
   
   DAMN GOOD!
8. 2019-03-10 at 6:35 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby last night I ate a bunch of dominos spice wings and one of those alluring freschetta sammies that look so alluring on the commercial… I then drank a few brews and need to take a dumper, the shit was so fat i was in so much pain to where when it finally all came out I came from it hitting my prostate but then passed out from the pain/excitement and literally fell off the toilet and woke up like 15 min later.
   
   DAMN GOOD!

   
   most of the times you make stuff up but i actually beleive that story
9. 2019-03-10 at 6:35 PM UTC

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   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   What the hell are you People talking about
10. 2019-03-10 at 6:36 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    They are talking out their ass.
11. 2019-03-10 at 6:37 PM UTC

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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

    Originally posted by Grylls most of the times you make stuff up but i actually beleive that story

    
    But that's just how Texans give birth.
12. 2019-03-10 at 7:38 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Grylls most of the times you make stuff up but i actually beleive that story

    
    you believe that because you're a dumbass, i was just trying to make op's thread a little more lively considering he's a shit tier writer.
13. 2019-03-10 at 7:40 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you believe that because you're a dumbass, i was just trying to make op's thread a little more lively considering he's a shit tier writer.

    
    so you're always full of shit then?
14. 2019-03-11 at 1:07 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Grylls so you're always full of shit then?

    
    no, you just have a hard time sorting thru it. now post nudes faggot!
15. 2019-03-11 at 1:29 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Grylls so you're always full of shit then?

    
    Yeah, he's always full of shit