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Life sucks when you’re a monolingual dishwasher

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    If I had any sort of character at all I could have made M A N A G E R by now but I didn’t because I’m a P I E C E O F S H I T J U N K I E and don’t have the good looks that convince people that I should be in any position of authority. On top of that I only speak one language fluently so basically I’m a piece of trash. An echelon below the beautiful ppl with cool accents who date each other and eat at cafes on their time off on bury their fuckin heads in the sand to the reality of the overconsumption they’re participating in. That’s what I am, that’s what we are, the scummy mold surviving off the excess waste you produce that you ship off to a faraway land and pretend like u never made it in the first place.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    We all have bad days, my friend... hey, look at it this way... tomorrow, you won't have nearly as many dishes to do....👍
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    Shrooms Houston
    That's the attitude go for it!

    What you don't realize is those multicultural managers are becoming even worse people by the year
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Good point ec. My Chinese skills are the main reason I got promoted to manager at my last job.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Sorry OP, but this forum is for beautiful people only.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Marilyn Manson is beautiful.
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