2019-03-09 at 9:53 PM UTC
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me hard.
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2019-03-09 at 9:57 PM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Instantly knew what this would be about when I saw the title
GOOOOOOD BYE HOOOOORSES
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2019-03-09 at 10:07 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I probably wouldnt,, Ide let ya suk my dik tho,, I might punch you after tho
2019-03-10 at 12:03 AM UTC
This never gets old for me.
2019-03-10 at 1:02 AM UTC
I'd maybe entertain the thought for a second if you go moe modo on me but don't count on it.
2019-03-10 at 1:11 AM UTC
Damnit where is Panny, this was our song?
I am sad he's not here to share this moment.
2019-03-10 at 1:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
when the contractors you hired to dig a huge hole in your basement start asking questions…
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2019-03-10 at 6:06 AM UTC
Would I fuck you, HTS? Only with a bullet. Only at 900 m/s.
2019-03-10 at 6:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian
Would I fuck you, HTS? Only with a bullet. Only at 900 m/s.
I'm kind of a size queen so it'd have to be .50BMG at least, are you sure your arm can move
that fast?
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