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Gadzooks fancies himself as some drug-running, underworld lothario...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, tell him to quit trying to impress everybody by fronting.. and just chill and spend some time on Lake Ontario.πŸ‘β˜Ί
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    folks?
  3. #3
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You're just jealous your life is unexciting. It's possible to have envy and also maintain an honest perspective. Please audit your being and post the results.
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  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick You're just jealous your life is unexciting. It's possible to have envy and also maintain an honest perspective. Please audit your being and post the results.

    Please continue with my diagnosis, Dr. Zanick...πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒ
  5. #5
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm really not a diagnostician, but if you insist.

    I think you're deprived of sex, and it's destroying you. If you don't fuck a lot more, you will be a disgusting creature that nobody recognizes just a few weeks from now. Take the amount you're having, multiply it by a thousand, and that is the acceptable amount. Men, women, children, animals, objects. Political assassinations are empowering, but you should bet on it being yoru last hurrah. You also haven't gotten over your birth. It never happened. You need to forget that you never were so that nothing will make no sense and we can all not get by without your lack of perspective.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    People who lead fulfilling lives geneally don’t need to talk about them on here in a blog
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I'm really not a diagnostician, but if you insist.

    I think you're deprived of sex, and it's destroying you. If you don't fuck a lot more, you will be a disgusting creature that nobody recognizes just a few weeks from now. Take the amount you're having, multiply it by a thousand, and that is the acceptable amount. Men, women, children, animals, objects. Political assassinations are empowering, but you should bet on it being yoru last hurrah. You also haven't gotten over your birth. It never happened. You need to forget that you never were so that nothing will make no sense and we can all not get by without your lack of perspective.

    Is your girlfriend available?πŸ‘
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  8. #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by WellHung Is your girlfriend available?πŸ‘

    You'll have to be a lot more specific than that. Do you have a preference for eye color, social class, and waist circumference?
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    i wish don'ttellem was available.😍
  10. #10
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Every woman is available if you can make your pee pee speak hoo-ha.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick You'll have to be a lot more specific than that. Do you have a preference for eye color, social class, and waist circumference?

    I just like them phuckable, man, they don't even have to be gud looking.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I hope you're prepared for the responsibilities that come with sponsoring a harem of underage Guatemalans. They also cook! Your life is about to get much better.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung I just like them phuckable, man, they don't even have to be gud looking.

    Like father, like son.
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    lothario?
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
  16. #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung folks?
  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Thank you bear. This thread definitely needs more attention paid to it...πŸ‘
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    WellHung Black Hole
    ???
  19. #19
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg lothario?

    casanova.
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