gadzooks
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I'm out and about, exploring the neighbourhood, without so much as a 1-minute plan, and I end up at the nearby pub. I say hi to some people I ain't seen in a few months, and then I sit down and order a cider. I go to the bathroom and sniff a few bumps of ketamine, then I return and just nonchalantly finish my cider (and a second one; and a a third one).
Then I just start walking in the first direction that crosses my mind, and end up at another local neighbourhoood pub. I run into one of the bartenders/servers there who I used to always get along with, but apparently I dun fucked up one time and got black out drunk and said or did something to piss her off. Anyway, we talked for a couple minutes and settled all grievances, and that was dope.
Then I went up to the 7-11. I had a few beers with my homelesss home boy Ernest. We shoot the shit for a bit, I do a few more bumps of K, then I get a hankerin' for some of that crack cocaine.
I go up to a shady looking group of hoodlums and just get right to the point.
"Y'all know where a dude can grab a gram of rock around here?"
One chick says: "There's Amanda in the building across the street."
She looks at me like: "Yeah! Her number is 236..."
And I start reading the same number from my phone.
"Oh shit, you know Amanda? Damn what a small world. She outta the joint right now?"
So I call her up, then do a few bumps of K with the hoodlums on the corner, and then I bounce across the street to my destination.
There's guns out, bear mace out, brass knuckles, people smoking heroin off of tin foil, people cooking crack the old-fashioned ammonia way, etc.
Of course we exchange hugs (we slept together a few times, so, you know... par for the course).
I score some rock off her and we start to shoot the shit (it's been a few months since she moved outta my crib).
More heroin comes out, so I gotta peace it (opiate clean since 2014!).
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, I sniffed another bump of K and took another hit off the glass dick, then hopped in that shit and chugged an alcoholic beverage on the ride home.
Then I went on TinyChat and talked to Wren and Poast and Totse2k1, among others, while smoking crack on cam.
And now, here I am.
What did y'all do tonight?
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I'm alone finishing a botle of wine watching Game of Thrones for the millionth time. Your lifestyle is very appealing to me. Eventually, I am going to come and take it. Enjoy your dark cell while I smoke your crack, snort your K, and party with your women.
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Gadzooks why don't you glorify the miserable crack come down.. just like you glorified the come up....And loling at you responding Within a few minutes of me making the first post in your failed thread.... for such an eventful evening.. you sure are focused on NIS the whole night.🤣😂
gadzooks
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Originally posted by Zanick
I'm alone finishing a botle of wine watching Game of Thrones for the millionth time. Your lifestyle is very appealing to me. Eventually, I am going to come and take it. Enjoy your dark cell while I smoke your crack, snort your K, and party with your women.
Dude, for you, I'd make it an entire event.
I'd book a fancy Vancouver hotel room, and get a friend up in the upper-uppper-class district of North/West Vancouver to loan me their house, and we would party like it's 2019.
There will be a BDSM sex dungeon, a DMT trip room, and a fucking Wonkavator that we can take to go wherever the fuck we want.
And when we post pics on NiS, people will transmute into pure gelatin at the very sight.
Cuz they jelly.
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gadzooks
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Originally posted by WellHung
Gadzooks why don't you glorify the miserable crack come down.. just like you glorified the come up….And loling at you responding Within a few minutes of me making the first post in your failed thread…. for such an eventful evening.. you sure are focused on NIS the whole night.🤣😂
Try to do something for your Friday night, faggot.
How's the pay-per-view and third floor ice machine?
Originally posted by gadzooks
Dude, for you, I'd make it an entire event.
I'd book a fancy Vancouver hotel room, and get a friend up in the upper-uppper-class district of North/West Vancouver to loan me their house, and we would party like it's 2019.
There will be a BDSM sex dungeon, a DMT trip room, and a fucking Wonkavator that we can take to go wherever the fuck we want.
And when we post pics on NiS, people will transmute into pure gelatin at the very sight.
Cuz they jelly.
I am very poor but right now I am drunk enough that I'm looking up ticket prices. If I come into some money, you'll be the first to know.
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