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Hey does anybody here speak Polish

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I'm guessing no but I'm looking for somebody to practice with, ideally through phone/voice.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to hang out with a Polish dude literally every day. Between the two of us, we've drank about an olympic swimming pool worth of liquor together over the years.

    None of the Polish rubbed off on me though.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    kurwa
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I address the nation of Poland as their exalted leader on a regular basis but sadly, I do not speak Polish. I have had to kill every translator for reasons that must remain confidential, though I fear the people don't understand my mandates. Please help.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to hang out with a Polish dude literally every day. Between the two of us, we've drank about an olympic swimming pool worth of liquor together over the years.

    None of the Polish rubbed off on me though.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls kurwa

    Thats about the only word i picked up. They say it A LOT.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls

    Among other things, Hitler was a highly effective polish remover.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to hang out with a Polish dude literally every day. Between the two of us, we've drank about an olympic swimming pool worth of liquor together over the years.

    None of the Polish rubbed off on me though.

    That sounds about right lol. I have a friend who speaks it at home and I'll probably be practicing with him. There's also A LOT of polish people in my area, but I'm kind of afraid to ask because it's not exactly easy to distinguish by looks.

    I'm mostly studying it because I got a bunch of polish learning materials for damn near free, and I get tired of Chinese because none of the people I talk with online ever want to have an actual voice chat with me. I also can't find the next book I need :(

    I'll probably just learn a little bit and then start on something easier like French or German. It's way easier to learn a language when you've got someone to talk to though. I've pretty much stagnated since my last semester of Chinese. It got a little better when I went abroad but the only thing that really stuck is a bunch of food words from when I went to the markets with this gay Christian church dude.
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    Torx Houston
    Ciasna cipa jest najlepsza
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Tak.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Tak.

    do you like polish sausage?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Grylls do you like polish sausage?

    Tak bardzo.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Tak.

    Do you really speak it or did you just translate?

    If you speak it, would you be willing to whisper sweet nothings in my ear?
  14. #14
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Better question, does anyone here speak English?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Tysiąc razy już mówiłam że jestem Polką...

    Yes. Post phone number. ☺
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    How many Pollocks does it take to make popcorn?

    Five.

    One to hold the pan and four to shake the stove.

    Barney Miller


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