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  1. #81
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've eaten only fruit so far today, and am just gonna have some lean chicken with brocolli for dinner.

    This past few weeks I ended up calling either Skip the Dishes or a pizza delivery place EVERY SINGLE DAY.

    I'm on that shit now though.
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  2. #82
    Fine. I will just do these jumping jacks by myself.

    -_-
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  3. #83
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Fine. I will just do these jumping jacks by myself.

    -_-

    I'll do a few here and there while I'm cleaning.

    But I took a break from cleaning to do some budgeting/accounting and financial planning.

    From here on out, it's maximum productivity.

    Freedom 35 gives me only ~6 more months to achieve retirement (lol.......).
  4. #84
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'll do a few here and there while I'm cleaning.

    But I took a break from cleaning to do some budgeting/accounting and financial planning.

    From here on out, it's maximum productivity.

    Freedom 35 gives me only ~6 more months to achieve retirement (lol…….).

    you should get a bird to do the cleaning
  5. #85
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls you should get a bird to do the cleaning

    What kind of bird helps with cleaning...?

  6. #86
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Fine. I will just do these jumping jacks by myself.

    -_-

    Can I watch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  7. #87
    Technologist victim of incest
    Bird=Woman
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  8. #88
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks What kind of bird helps with cleaning…?


    well, girl, chick, whatever
  9. #89
    Originally posted by GGG Can I watch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Only if you throw grapes into my mouth while I’m doing them and you have to count and you also have to sit in a split.
  10. #90
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Had some bear steak early on in the evening.
  11. #91
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i wanna watch too now
  12. #92
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Only if you throw grapes into my mouth while I’m doing them and you have to count and you also have to sit in a split.

    I can do all of these things.

    Mount Rushmore at noon? I got stood up by mq so I'll be here a while
  13. #93
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Fra will knock herself out
  14. #94
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG I can do all of these things.

    Mount Rushmore at noon? I got stood up by mq so I'll be here a while

    I was standing in the gift shop for 5 hours. I bought a trinket and left. Had to get back home to feed the hogs.
  15. #95
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I was standing in the gift shop for 5 hours. I bought a trinket and left. Had to get back home to feed the hogs.

    What the fuck I didn't see any gift shop. Were you on the east side or the west?
  16. #96
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I cant recall. I think George Washington's field of vision would have basically been looking at it though, if that helps.
  17. #97
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Were do I find a 🐦 that will clean for me?

    Bonus if we also get to fuck too.
  18. #98
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Around here they're called Merry Maids
  19. #99
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Or of course you could always order a Chore Boy if you want to mix it up.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Around here they're called Merry Maids

    How much does that kinda thing cost?
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