I'm going to fuck this hotel over that I'm staying at, since they decided to fuck with me...

1. 2019-03-07 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, I've claimed residency... disputed all my credit card transactions... and now I'm just going to live here for free for as long as it takes for them to evict me. 👍😊
2. 2019-03-07 at 9:11 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Some guy at an extended stay hotel in Illinois went on a shooting spree today. Killed a Marshall I think.
   
   Was that you?
3. 2019-03-07 at 9:11 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Do they still continue to housekeep your room?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2019-03-07 at 9:15 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You must live in California?
5. 2019-03-07 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Do they still continue to housekeep your room?

   
   great question. At this point , I hope not because I don't want them to steal from me.
6. 2019-03-07 at 9:18 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Methuselah You must live in California?

   
   Illinois.
7. 2019-03-07 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Some guy at an extended stay hotel in Illinois went on a shooting spree today. Killed a Marshall I think.
   
   Was that you?

   
   I don't own any firearms.
8. 2019-03-07 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung great question. At this point , I hope not because I don't want them to steal from me.

   
   Change the locks on the door. Since it’s your house now you’re allowed to do that
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG, 
   • Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed
9. 2019-03-07 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung I don't own any firearms.

   
   That makes sense:
   
   

   Originally posted by WellHung Illinois.

10. 2019-03-07 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, I've claimed residency… disputed all my credit card transactions… and now I'm just going to live here for free for as long as it takes for them to evict me. 👍😊

    
    Is your do not disturb sign hanging?
11. 2019-03-07 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Is your do not disturb sign hanging?

    
    Please disturb my penis for a while, pretty lady.👍😍
12. 2019-03-07 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Sounds like it will end in a disaster...fill us in on the details as they happen.
13. 2019-03-07 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    His penis or the room?
14. 2019-03-07 at 9:57 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Please disturb my penis for a while, pretty lady.👍😍

    
    Claude have mercy. Did you save your tent? I hope you saved your tent.
15. 2019-03-07 at 10:01 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Set off the smoke alarms.. That will buy you some time, till you have an elbow in your mouth..
16. 2019-03-07 at 10:05 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by WellHung great question. At this point , I hope not because I don't want them to steal from me.

    
    
    
    
    
    So...
    
    you just want to steal from them?
17. 2019-03-07 at 10:08 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Sounds like it will end in a disaster…fill us in on the details as they happen.

    
    
    
    Will the sheriff allow posting on NIS from Matt's jail cell?
18. 2019-03-07 at 10:15 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Steal their pillows, but if the owners are Indian, scrub thy self.. That shit ain't seen bleach in 20 years..
19. 2019-03-08 at 12:46 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 So…
    
    you just want to steal from them?

    
    Only because they stole from me first...👍
20. 2019-03-08 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #20
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Sounds like it will end in a disaster…fill us in on the details as they happen.

    
    👍