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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Archer513 That’s the thrill…the gamble

    Exactly...man is not meant to be tied down, he's here to spread his seed far and wide, not in a sock.
  2. #42
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    FAMOUS LAST WORDS @here to spread his seed far and wide, not in a sock.
  3. #43
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exactly…man is not meant to be tied down




    Might be fun, but...I'd have to really trust her...and not have her listed as my main beneficiary!
  4. #44
    Originally posted by stl1 Might be fun, but…she'd have to be really young hot and dumb

    Fixed.
  5. #45
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Guys screw up with their ego and get caught.

    Throwing their A game on these ho’s

    They fall in love and show up on your door.

    If you’re gonna cheat,be a lame fuck. She’ll forget all about you and you’ve had your adventure/conquest 👍🏻
  6. #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    UPDATE: I took a shower and shaved this morning.

    That's actually progress, sadly.

    I wasn't kidding when I said I started letting myself go after getting laid off.

    I also spent a good 15-20 minutes cleaning my kitchen.

    I'm off to a good start, I'd say.
  7. #47
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks UPDATE: I took a shower and shaved this morning.

    That's actually progress, sadly.

    I wasn't kidding when I said I started letting myself go after getting laid off.

    I also spent a good 15-20 minutes cleaning my kitchen.

    I'm off to a good start, I'd say.

    you should go stock up on drugs for tonight now, then we can do this all again tomorrow
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  8. #48
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ive never been unemployed but they say that u must keep structure to ur days so wake up at the same time, get dressed dont spend the day in ur jammies, etc.
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  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who's THEY? people that dont like sleeping in and lazing about in their "jammies" when the opportunity presents itself? THEY sound terrible.
  10. #50
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ Who's THEY? people that dont like sleeping in and lazing about in their "jammies" when the opportunity presents itself? THEY sound terrible.

    Come closer I'll whisper it in your ear so the others dont hear who "they" are, okay???
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  11. #51
    Originally posted by gadzooks UPDATE: I took a shower and shaved this morning.

    That's actually progress, sadly.

    I wasn't kidding when I said I started letting myself go after getting laid off.

    I also spent a good 15-20 minutes cleaning my kitchen.

    I'm off to a good start, I'd say.

    do the bathroom too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #52
    Originally posted by mmQ Who's THEY? people that dont like sleeping in and lazing about in their "jammies" when the opportunity presents itself? THEY sound terrible.

    A derivative of "THEM"
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Come closer I'll whisper it in your ear so the others dont hear who "they" are, okay???

    You just wanna give me a wet willy. I'm on to you.
  14. #54
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    If I lost my job,I’d totally be a bum for at least 3 months

    I’ve been working my ass off and/or going to school since I can remember
  15. #55
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    U deserve a break arch. Do you have a hoochie momma to take care of u tho if that happens?
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then sit around your perfect house with your perfect wife and your perfect life and wonder what the fuck it's all for.

    is this what you do on the week ends ?
  17. #57
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee U deserve a break arch. Do you have a hoochie momma to take care of u tho if that happens?

    Asking for a friend?
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exactly…man is not meant to be tied down, he's here to spread his seed far and wide, not in a sock.

    ^ wont even buy seed a car.

    bad tree.
  19. #59
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Asking for a friend?

    Ummm....yes.😶
  20. #60
    WellHung Black Hole
    Don't go, old friend... please let the good times continue.👍
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