Why is there a muslim bitch in our congress?

1. 2019-03-07 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   This bitch needs to go!
2. 2019-03-07 at 3:14 AM UTC

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   Bueno motherfucker
3. 2019-03-07 at 3:23 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Why is there a fly in my soup? It fucking happens. HAMDLE IT.
4. 2019-03-07 at 9:03 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by AIPAC Why is there a muslim bitch in our congress?

5. 2019-03-07 at 9:04 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Erekshun This bitch needs to go!

   
   She's giving the jedis what for. Why would you want her gone?
6. 2019-03-07 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Because she was duly elected by her district? That’s what happens when you live in a fucking democracy buddy.
   
   This is why America has probably one of the worst forms of governance possible. Shit makes me wanna kneel during the national anthem or something
7. 2019-03-07 at 9:16 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What level of news do you think it would make if I ran center court during an upcoming NBA playoff game next month and cut the shit out of my wrists hard and fast enough to ensure i bled out right then and there?
8. 2019-03-07 at 9:19 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What level of news do you think it would make if I ran center court during an upcoming NBA playoff game next month and cut the shit out of my wrists hard and fast enough to ensure i bled out right then and there?

   
   Cut your throat instead, it’ll be faster and bloodier
9. 2019-03-07 at 9:21 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Methuselah Cut your throat instead, it’ll be faster and bloodier

   
   Wouldn't he just gurgle though? Some really over the top screaming while he performs is more theatrical and therefore better.
10. 2019-03-07 at 9:29 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But he said he wants to be guaranteed to bleed out and die tho. It’s hard to cut your wrists and kill yourself on your first go, especially when he’ll probably be given medical assistance immediately
11. 2019-03-07 at 9:47 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    That depends if he pre-cuts before getting on the the court or tries to manage it just after. I would assume the self-mutilation would be harder in the latter case given that a lot of security would be on him INSTANTANEOUSLY.
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    • mmQ
12. 2019-03-07 at 9:48 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to know what fuxking level of news it would make. smdbbqh
13. 2019-03-07 at 9:48 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Honestly I don't even know what I'm saying, of course he would have to start cutting after he invades the court.
14. 2019-03-07 at 9:49 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would obviously pre-cut, for the record.
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    • Nil
15. 2019-03-07 at 9:51 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I want to know what fuxking level of news it would make. smdbbqh

    
    When you do it just shout “allahu ackbar” or post some pro ISIS shit on twitter.
    
    It will become international news immediately
16. 2019-03-07 at 7:37 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why is there an idiotic faggot in my NIS? That's you, OP.
17. 2019-03-07 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Methuselah When you do it just shout “allahu ackbar” or post some pro ISIS shit on twitter.
    
    It will become international news immediately

    
    How ignorant of you. He's white, it won't be a big deal then.
18. 2019-03-07 at 7:43 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun This bitch needs to go!

    
    because white men fail.
    
    she had to be anti juden and said what she said because none of you managed to do so.
    
    you all are a disgrace you should either kill your self or embrace islam.
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    • aldra
19. 2019-03-09 at 7:53 PM UTC

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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Quiet, you guys aren't sucking jedi-dicks hard enough. You're gonna get this site shut down like totse was, and lanny will be hog-tied and buttraped and waterboarded
20. 2019-03-09 at 8:46 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Only jedis get cut