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Im fucking drunk

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Rape me
  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I spoke with your boss. You're late. Get in the car and drive to work.
  3. #3
    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm drinnnnnnkiiiing tooo!
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Did Drunk cum too or were you a selfish lover?
  5. #5
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’ve got 3 wine coolers in the fridge from a four pack that have been there for about a week

    I’m thinking of drinking one when I get off work since I’m off tomorrow
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    You sure work a lot Candy Rein. I think you need a day off. You saving for a mortgage or?
  7. #7
    CandyRein Black Hole
    No.. I just work full time and my job is understaffed..

    :/

    Then on our days off they bribe us with gift cards and stuff to come in ...

    I’m off tomorrow tho and I’m not answering the phone if they call
  8. #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Drink with too much of your prescription medications. Then drink more.
  9. #9
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Op gunna be disappointed when he wakes up and his asshole isn't sore.
  10. #10
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Same
  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just started a few minute ago, but it's alike 90% root beer schnapps and it tastes like straight root beer, so I been drinking it pretty darn quick.
  12. #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    90% root beer schnapps, 10% (alcoholic) ginger beer.

    Good shit.
  13. #13
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 🐿 Same

    That's fixable
  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Erekshun That's fixable

    Why would you want to "fix" intoxication?
  15. #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Read the thread Gad.
  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Read the thread Gad.

    Ohhh, it was in reference to the post directly above it.

    🐿, you gotta quote that shit.
  17. #17
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Instigator Rape me

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm going to drink too. Thank you.
  19. #19
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    No I don't, you need to keep up.
  20. #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    Question is.........Is drunk fucking you?
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