last night i was just getting krunk and actually about to go to sleep early and then this guy, steven crowders little brother, you know from lowder with crowder the alt right political pundant, shows up knocking at my door with a twelve pack of voodoo ranger brew and he starts talking shit so i proceed to talk about fucking his sister who he currently lives with and how I farted on his pillow and thats why he has pink eye, ect.. and he was getting kinda frothy so i started acting like a dick and was talking about how i fucked his gf and he believed me which is kinda sad.. and he was like "man why is it im tall and good looking and you fuck everyone" I don't know what i said exactly but something cheeky and slammed my fingers into his mouth and he clenched down and i was like "DAAAAHURRRR!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!" and i was bleeding everywhere, we sipped a few more brews and he left.
his sister bit me too back in the summer, i went to give her a kiss and she just chewed my lip and i was spitting blood in her sink saying "im bleeding".. and she was like 'wimp'. I imediately went and fucked her and came and started putting on my clothes and she started crying asking why im leaving.
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You must have sweet meat. I'll bet it's because you've never worried about whether you're a good person, worry tends to spoil the taste of an organism in my experience.
