2019-03-06 at 6:39 AM UTC
Dear <college> Community,
There has been sporadic PG&E power outages affecting <college>. Although the power to the campus has been fully restored, University Police Department and Facilities & Services will continue the monitor the situation throughout the night.
If you are concerned about your safety, you may call <number> for a UPD CARE Escort. Students who are in need of emotional or psychological support can contact Counseling & Psychological Services. Office hours are 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 8 am to 5 p.m. on Fridays in the Student Services Building. Call <number> for appointments. Faculty and staff members in need of counseling may call <number>.
Regards,
<dude>,
Assistant VP & Chief of Police, Division of Campus Safety
Like apparently it's about the power being back on, but over half the email is about consoling people who are literally afraid of the dark. I get that it's CYA boilerplate but if there's a strong breeze blowing they send out an email about getting counseling. A while ago some people wrote "zionists not welcome" in chalk on the ground a couple of places and they sent out a mass notification about the 4 different "safe spaces" on campus and how to get emotional support.
Like god damn, I have no problem with these things existing in premise but is there really anyone in need of emotional support after someone wrote something they may not agree with?
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2019-03-06 at 6:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny
Like apparently it's about the power being back on, but over half the email is about consoling people who are literally afraid of the dark. I get that it's CYA boilerplate but if there's a strong breeze blowing they send out an email about getting counseling. A while ago some people wrote "zionists not welcome" in chalk on the ground a couple of places and they sent out a mass notification about the 4 different "safe spaces" on campus and how to get emotional support.
Like god damn, I have no problem with these things existing in premise but is there really anyone in need of emotional support after someone wrote something they may not agree with?
i think you need counselling for feeling this.
seek counselling before you hurt yourself or someone you love.
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2019-03-06 at 6:50 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'm LITERALLY SHAKING right now.
2019-03-06 at 7:11 AM UTC
There was a shooting as well. Are you unaware?
2019-03-06 at 7:52 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I wonder if anyone actually seeks out help with emails like this. Most people probably think it's as stupid as you do.
Then there's that one blue haired fat bitch...
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2019-03-06 at 3:56 PM UTC
After a long night in the dark some people just want to be held.
2019-03-06 at 6:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala
After a long night in the dark some people just want to be held.
Well shit, then they should be sending out my number, not some smelly old psychologist's. At least to all those sexy freshman coeds.
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2019-03-06 at 6:18 PM UTC
You should volunteer your services and offer a safe space.
2019-03-06 at 6:19 PM UTC
Services being your dick and safe space also being your dick. Just to clarify.
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2019-03-06 at 11:36 PM UTC
We just gotta hold out for that two-state solution until all the Palestinians have all been genocided, then one of the states is only going to need enough land for a capital building that no one enters or leaves because the state has no citizens.
