2019-03-06 at 3:12 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
This is my own personal official Retarded Thread now.
2019-03-06 at 3:13 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
how many tabs of LSD should I take I'm trying to have a nice relaxing night
2019-03-06 at 3:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG
Okay fralala. I will take 12 tabs of LSD.
This is on you.
No wait! Lol.
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2019-03-06 at 3:17 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
hey pink elephants gud thing the suns not out i mite go bline
2019-03-06 at 3:18 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
See you guys on the other side
2019-03-06 at 3:20 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Have you ever synced Dark Side of the Moon to The Wizard of Oz?
2019-03-06 at 3:20 AM UTC
In my late 20s, I mixed k-pins and Malibu rum......I liked Malibu rum and pineapple, but I always had doubles.
Anyway, I was leaving the bar and my BF was worried, so he followed me outta there, and that’s all the further he followed me. I pulled out, didn’t make the full left turn, went up over a curb across the street, and landed my car on top of one of those stone, city trash cans. I kept trying to push the gas, but my wheels just kept spinning in the air. My BF knew I was totally shitfaced. He told me we had to get outta there. We went to a Shell gas station where I knew the guy that worked there, and he called a tow truck to the site. We went back to my place after that. Within a half hour, I got a call from a cop, he had arrived at the scene as the tow truck driver was finishing hooking up my car. He questioned me about the accident, I did the best I could to explain it, and why I left the scene; all the while I know I was slurring my speech. Probably one of my top five nights of being so trashed and not puking. I got lucky, and he let me off the phone. Never heard another word about it.
Whew!!
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2019-03-06 at 3:21 AM UTC
§m£ÂgØL can I have your ukulele if you die?
2019-03-06 at 3:30 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
It's electric!
You can't seeeee it (It's electric!)
You gotta feeeeel it (It's electric!)
Oooh, it's shakin! (It's electric!)
boogie woogie oogie