"According to the DNA test results"

1. 2019-03-06 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...you are... not the rapist.
2. 2019-03-06 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
3. 2019-03-06 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #3
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   With that Needledick, you possibly couldn't be.