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Motivational porn

  1. 2019-03-05 at 7:14 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Feeling down? I have the solution.

    MOTIVATIONAL PORN

    That's right, porn that motivates you.

    "hey faggot how the fuck does porn motivate you"

    Well sir, you'll just have to see for yourself and also go kill yourself

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c6481b02b1ed
  2. 2019-03-05 at 7:25 AM UTC
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    My new therapist
  3. 2019-03-05 at 5:14 PM UTC
    #3
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    She's great
  4. 2019-03-05 at 5:57 PM UTC
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    this is kinda gross tbh
  5. 2019-03-05 at 5:57 PM UTC
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I blame capitalism
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  6. 2019-03-05 at 6:18 PM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny this is kinda gross tbh

    How is it gross? She bootyful
  7. 2019-03-05 at 6:21 PM UTC
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I mean she's fuckable, it's gross that there are dudes who are such limp wristed faggots that they enjoy some cute girl literally telling them to brush their teeth while they jerk off. We're such a disgustingly apathetic civilization that we need to be motivated during sex acts. Next we're going to have robots to extract semen from guys and inject it into women because we're all fat fucks to lazy too actually fuck anymore.
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  8. 2019-03-05 at 6:36 PM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny I mean she's fuckable, it's gross that there are dudes who are such limp wristed faggots that they enjoy some cute girl literally telling them to brush their teeth while they jerk off. We're such a disgustingly apathetic civilization that we need to be motivated during sex acts. Next we're going to have robots to extract semen from guys and inject it into women because we're all fat fucks to lazy too actually fuck anymore.

    I didn't masturbate to it, but I liked hearing her voice and being told positive things. I mean it's such a wholesome fetish how can you be against such a positive thing. You have to turn this into a rant about "the downfall of civilization." This is an infinitely better and healthier fetish than the incest porn that's out everywhere. If you can even call it a fetish. I think most dudes like hearing a girl with a sweet voice say nice things to them. Whether you choose to be disgusted by the loneliness of it or choose to dissociate yourself enough to enjoy it, is up to you.

    It's also kind of sweet that she uploads this stuff instead of just regular porn. She could definitely be doing anything else but instead, she uploads the most wholesome stuff. Are you just against porn in general?
  9. 2019-03-05 at 6:38 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny I mean she's fuckable, it's gross that there are dudes who are such limp wristed faggots that they enjoy some cute girl literally telling them to brush their teeth while they jerk off. We're such a disgustingly apathetic civilization that we need to be motivated during sex acts. Next we're going to have robots to extract semen from guys and inject it into women because we're all fat fucks to lazy too actually fuck anymore.

    whos is this 'we' thing your reffering to ?
  10. 2019-03-05 at 7:35 PM UTC
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by GGG I think most dudes like hearing a girl with a sweet voice say nice things to them. Whether you choose to be disgusted by the loneliness of it or choose to dissociate yourself enough to enjoy it, is up to you.

    Sure, girl with sweet voice saying nice things is great. If it's a girl who actually knows and cares about you. But this is an internet whore producing content presumably for profit and for a mass audience. When she says I deserve to do something nice for myself she isn't talking to me, she's talking to the abstract demographic she expects to stumble on her videos while looking for something to wank to. It's counterfeit intimacy, satisfying the need to feel loved without anyone actually loving you, but when you realize this video has been watched 300000 times you realize there is zero intimacy here, just weird lonely pandering.

    IDK, I mean I'm not saying I don't see how someone could like it, it's just thinking about it for 3 seconds makes it intensely unlikable to me.
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  11. 2019-03-05 at 7:50 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's basically like having Bigar read your daily horoscope except she's naked and standing at the foot of your bed.

    Hot AF.
  12. 2019-03-05 at 8:16 PM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny Sure, girl with sweet voice saying nice things is great. If it's a girl who actually knows and cares about you. But this is an internet whore producing content presumably for profit and for a mass audience. When she says I deserve to do something nice for myself she isn't talking to me, she's talking to the abstract demographic she expects to stumble on her videos while looking for something to wank to. It's counterfeit intimacy, satisfying the need to feel loved without anyone actually loving you, but when you realize this video has been watch 300000 times you realize there is zero intimacy here, just weird lonely pandering.

    IDK, I mean I'm not saying I don't see how someone could like it, it's just thinking about it for 3 seconds makes it intensely unlikable to me.

    Yeah but what's the difference between this and seeing a therapist? I mean, I feel the same way about therapists (and this video.) It's just fake, generalized advice and positivity. Really the only difference here is the sex.

    I mean people go pay to sleep with/talk with hookers and strippers. That's way more depressing to me, since you're replacing what could be real human intimacy with a fake, paid for intimacy. At least with this video nobody is paying to talk to her, they just wanna hear a nice girl say nice things and maybe get a little wild :3

    I actually kinda like the part where she's putting on her clothes tho. I don't know if that makes it more or less sad. I wish there was a video like this but with a dude.
  13. 2019-03-05 at 8:20 PM UTC
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Anything with the title "teen" is just borderline noncey. They make them look as young as possible. Normally by hiring skinny girls with pancake tits.
  14. 2019-03-05 at 10:14 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG I wish there was a video like this but with a dude.

    lanny does have a sweet voice.
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  15. 2019-03-06 at 12:25 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I stumbled on this on pornhub but i dimdent wank off to it lol

    Therapists are just paid fortunet tellers lol

    Uhgh
  16. 2019-03-06 at 12:28 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "Get out of bread and brush your teeths"
    "Do something nice for yourself today (unspecified)"

    *On par with therapist*
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  17. 2019-03-06 at 12:41 AM UTC
    #17
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano "Get out of bread and brush your teeths"
    "Do something nice for yourself today (unspecified)"

    *On par with therapist*

    Yeah pretty much lol. Except it's a cute girl telling you and not an old, noodle smelling man.
  18. 2019-03-06 at 12:47 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    youre fucking trolling
  19. 2019-03-06 at 2:21 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Yeah pretty much lol. Except it's a cute girl telling you and not an old, noodle smelling man.

    Right, like you wouldn’t prefer the old, noodle man.
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  20. 2019-03-06 at 2:23 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Right, like you wouldn’t prefer the old, noodle man.

    That is neither here nor there, but for the record, I would prefer the geriatric noodle man.
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