2019-03-05 at 8:44 AM UTC
Is there any cash value? sell it to body builders for testosterone.
2019-03-05 at 8:57 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
If it's quality semen, you can always sell it to a fertility clinic.
I have my doubts about the quality of this particular batch of semen, though.
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2019-03-05 at 9:01 AM UTC
So op how many gallons do you have saved so far from sucking off the local football team?
2019-03-05 at 10:50 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
just throw it all over the place when you commit a sex crime
it'll be much harder for them to work out who did it if there are samples from 30 different men to sift through
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2019-03-05 at 2:21 PM UTC
It's great for childrens craft projects, non-toxic and ideal for making Papier-mâché masks and such like
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2019-03-05 at 2:33 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Some kid died the other day and they managed to extract his semen at the family's request.
2019-03-05 at 2:58 PM UTC
well the idea is to avoid donating it to strangers for conception. That is halal, making it strictly forbidden. people don’t use it for pharms? Only asking because I could be coming to a stable supply here soon and wish to capitalize.
2019-03-05 at 3:53 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
You know, semen was actually in the first testosterone shots. You could go back in time, kill the dude who started shooting up piss and semen, and start selling it yourself. Ez
2019-03-05 at 4:02 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
For this plan to succeed, we'd need professional milkers.
2019-03-05 at 4:46 PM UTC
Figure out where all the condoms are manufactured in China and buy a plant next to theirs and start a company that makes industrial lubricants and the lubricants are actually mostly your semen and get a reputation as a lubricants supplier in China.
Then blow up or sabotage the factory where the condom people get their lubricants normally and offer to sell them cheap lubricants and they will coat all condoms made in that factory with your semen
Then you can get millions of women pregnant and make most of the population share your genetics
