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  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    setting timer...
  2. #22
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    sliding penis into your mom...
  3. #23
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!

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  4. #24
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    What pizza?
  5. #25
    Originally posted by gadzooks Half of my heart is in Havana ooh nah nah.



    Lmao
  6. #26
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    My EX was pretty fun on the Xanax,, she would get all horny and slutty but then she would wanna talk truth for hours,, funny she never mentioned bein a closet slut/hore behind my back when she wast on the xanax
  7. #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Instigator What pizza?

    A cheese pizza (hold the cheese, no sauce, no crust).
  8. #28
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by POLECAT funny she never mentioned bein a closet slut/hore behind my back when she wast on the xanax

    The ever-elusive truth bomb.
  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Popped a couple more mg just now.

    Having a scotch and (club) soda.

    We'll see how things unfold tonight.
  10. #30
    Technologist victim of incest
    What’s a couple?

    To me it means only 2.
  11. #31
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT My EX was pretty fun on the Xanax,, she would get all horny and slutty but then she would wanna talk truth for hours,, funny she never mentioned bein a closet slut/hore behind my back when she wast on the xanax

    Was she on DH?
  12. #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist What’s a couple?

    To me it means only 2.

    To me it exclusively means only 2 as well.
  13. #33
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I have fond memories of this dạngerous combination. Make the most of it, nigga, and please report back or I'll worry.
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  14. #34
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I have fond memories of this dängerous combination. Make the most of it, nigga, and please report back or I'll worry.

    I'm extra super mega cautious with this particular combination because I know all too well, from many first-hand experiences, how utterly disastrously it can turn out.
  15. #35
    Oh c’mon guys. I mean really. What is so bad about driving down the street naked to Taco Bell and not remembering doing it?
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  16. #36
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You could have just as much fun doing that sober, druggie.
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  17. #37
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by ohfralala Oh c’mon guys. I mean really. What is so bad about driving down the street naked to Taco Bell and not remembering doing it?

    FREAKIN SHIT!!!!!

    I drove to Taco Bell one night with nothing on but a tank top. Oh the memories!
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  18. #38
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If we assigned you (Zanick) the nickname Zanny, it would accomplish two things:
    1. Conform with a common username (and user nickname) pattern around here (Lanny, "Panny", Benny/vinny, "finny", etc).
    2. Sound like a colloquial reference to Xanax.
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  19. #39
    Originally posted by Zanick You could have just as much fun doing that sober, druggie.

    Lol. I missed you.

    Zanny posting in a xanny thread.

    Get OUT OF MY HEAD GADZOOKS >={
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  20. #40
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Oh Zooky you're so crazy
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