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  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When you mix liquor with benzos, it's hard to tell which one is taking the real effect.

    I think my inhibition levels might be lower than usual, but I spell right and think right (I think).

    Can't sleep tho.

    Motherfucking fucker ass bitch ass motherfuckers DAMNIT.

    I can never sleep.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK!

  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Half of my heart is in Havana ooh nah nah.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I usually try stabbing people when I've had alcohol and xannies.
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Instigator I usually try stabbing people when I've had alcohol and xannies.

    It's prolly about time I hide anything even resembling a weapon.

    I don't wanna black out and wake up seeing myself on the morning news associated with some huge spree killing.
  5. #5
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    see if you can stand straight
  6. #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls see if you can stand straight

    Done, and done.

    I just walked to the kitchen to refill a drink.
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Mission accomplished.
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Jog on.
  9. #9
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    get your tits out on tinychat
  10. #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm finna pass the fuck out, damn.

    Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
  11. #11
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Just stick your head.
    in a oven






    ?















    M8
  12. #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Instigator Just stick your head in oven.

    ?

    M8

    K, just did it...

    What prize do I win?
  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    it has to be on at 250 degrees

    C
  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls it has to be on at 250 degrees

    C

    Fuck dat.
  15. #15
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Y not bitch
  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    cuz no fagit
  17. #17
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    pussy
  18. #18
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    k ill do it jus gimme a minute i need to chug this last drink first...
  19. #19
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    setting oven temp to 375 degrees C...
  20. #20
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    sliding frozen pizza in...
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