so horny

1. 2019-03-02 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #1
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   my dick has been so hard and long the last 4 days to the point to where i will be at work on break on my phone and i literally get a boner and have to think bad thoughts to scare away shlong so it wont be on camera.. DAMN!
   
   This chicken... looked at my new profile and I knew who she was, she didn't say anything but i hit her up and have been talking to her over snap chat and I asked her if she wanted get something eat with me after work and she said she doesn't drive (she's literally blind in one eye) but she knows my daughters mom before I knew her and I knew her before she knew me...)
   
   so i figured it would be kind of an adventure and I told her I will take her to dinner and pay for her uber but I want I want to fuck her and she can leave in the morning. She agreed to it, but I'm kinda tired and drunk now.
   
   DAMN NOT GOOD.
   
   Idk maybe i should do it.
2. 2019-03-02 at 10:03 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
   Cool Story Bro
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ~L J~
3. 2019-03-02 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #3
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Who Cool Story Bro

   
   hey better than your story
4. 2019-03-02 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #4
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey better than your story

   
   Nah his story is better
5. 2019-03-02 at 10:27 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   Bill Krozby gets all the scabs..
6. 2019-03-02 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mikeyagain Bill Krozby gets all the scabs..

   
   i get it all DAD-B0D
   
   unfortunately she will not go out with me she said just now.
   she was totally willing to until i sent another picture and she connected the dots, what a bimbo. It's weird how only the ugly girls won't fuck me. (i thought she was kinda pretty despite the whole eye being messed up, but she hit me up first) having a messed up eye will fuck you up in the long run and prolly make some bad descisions.. my right eye is pretty fucked up and i think it stimmed to my rain, i prolly have brain cancer but at least
   
   I just need to stick my dick into a cushy little hole and then I will wake up again.
   
   
7. 2019-03-02 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #7
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i get it all DAD-B0D
   
   unfortunately she will not go out with me she said just now.
   she was totally willing to until i sent another picture and she connected the dots, what a bimbo. It's weird how only the ugly girls won't fuck me. (i thought she was kinda pretty despite the whole eye being messed up, but she hit me up first) having a messed up eye will fuck you up in the long run and prolly make some bad descisions.. my right eye is pretty fucked up and i think it stimmed to my rain, i prolly have brain cancer but at least I don't look like john makain at least now.
   
   I just need to stick my dick into a cushy little hole and then I will wake up again.
   
   

   
   A dad bod slappin you around won't seem near as weinerish..
8. 2019-03-02 at 10:40 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mikeyagain A dad bod slappin you around won't seem near as weinerish..

   
   the only thing your dad bod would be slappin is your cheeks against my cock while i use you.
9. 2019-03-02 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mikeyagain A dad bod slappin you around won't seem near as weinerish..

   
   the only thing your dad bod would be slappin is your cheeks against my cock while i use you.
   
   and your tonsils.
10. 2019-03-03 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #10
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
11. 2019-03-03 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You too?
12. 2019-03-03 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby the only thing your dad bod would be slappin is your cheeks against my cock while i use you.
    
    and your tonsils.

    
    This place seems to have a lot of fag Finny nerds..