2015-08-09 at 3:39 AM UTC
No, not really. But I followed her around the play and I sat behind her, kicking her seat every few seconds and making her stumble a bit. I proceeded to do this for 3 hours. I pulled her chair close to me and started breathing down her neck. It was actually fun as hell, because I knew in that 3 hour period I could piss her off so fucking badly and she couldn't do anything to stop it. Admittedly it turned me on a bit because I got to make her body unwillingly jiggle to drama show music while I blow my breath at the back of her head. Then I asked her how her grandma died and she told me not to talk to her again. When kicking her chair I would notice her back going up and down slightly and I realized I made her so mad she was actually hyperventilating.
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2015-08-09 at 3:45 AM UTC
It was fucking boss, like, "i wish i could kick ashleys chair and breathe down her neck forever"
2015-08-09 at 3:55 AM UTC
You's a regular Rico Suave my man. Teach me.
2015-08-09 at 3:57 AM UTC
pissing people off is a natural high
2015-08-09 at 4:16 AM UTC
Why? Did she deserve it? Because if not, you're a fucking douchebag.
2015-08-09 at 4:18 AM UTC
She didn't give me a hug a year ago
2015-08-09 at 4:37 AM UTC
I told this bitch rachel I loved her in band class for like 3 years in a row but her brother thought it was funny as fuck so gave me a bmx bike to troll her constantly
it got stolen by spics
2015-08-09 at 6:52 AM UTC
realistically this was probably the best possible outcome for the situation. however i should have considered going the "i love you" route and showering a 14 year old with affection before pwning, but i dont like to plan things out. i wanted to get an immediate affective reaction which i'm not totally sure if i got which makes it somewhat disappointing. i mean i guess it would be unreasonable to assume that wouldn't bother a kid. whateverrr its just like i have a young mind which i know and i could have had a lot of influence on her without realizing. i mean, i hope she secretly has a shrine for me or something. how could i have so little influence on a fucking kid, or maybe shes good at hiding it, because she's pretty hard to read. we spent like 3 months talking everyday when she was 13 i hope itl make a difference in her life!! i dont need friends but i need a companion and i think that was the closest i've ever gotten to one. us two and then everyone else, we were close i felt like she was almost my little sister...i think. i don't remember the last 2 years or so very well but either the bitch is evil, she moved on, or never cared. i want to fucking kill her sort of but i wont i just get that urge whenever there's a significant other that slights me. though im not actually sure what i'm mad about even. maybe if she cared more about me.
stimposting on wellbutrin is decent
2015-08-09 at 11:04 AM UTC
If i had a bunch of young girls around, this is not how i would approach the situation, lol.
2015-08-09 at 11:13 AM UTC
I'm kinda schizo in the sense that im very paranoid of motives of the opposite sex in case they might be evil or something...in that case i have the same personality trait blunderful had. idk man i think she's the one though. I'm sure in ten years all the bullshit that i say or have said will be irrelevant. its probably also pretty paranoid to think one had no influence on a fucking preteen but whatevsss. i think i'm going to start calling her my wife, even if she isnt aware of it yet,
2015-08-09 at 11:33 AM UTC
nah things were ok i cursed at her once and stole like 3$ from her then like a month later on the day the thing ended or whatever i asked for a hug and she said her mom was there to pick her up but nobody was there so tl;dr bitches are cold and this is gay to post on the internet. honestly i probably got mad over literally nothing because i tend to have extreme rages over minor shit
2015-08-09 at 11:55 AM UTC
Lol, you stole her money sploo, even if she didn't know, could you in all fairness expect a hug for that in return? Also you're a smart guy, right. Try not to let short term emotions interfere with possible long term gains.
2015-08-09 at 12:52 PM UTC
isn't 3 dollars worth a hug from sploo?
2015-08-09 at 8:34 PM UTC
[FONT=Roboto]i dont know where to post this but i need to know if you felt my breathing on your neck during the show. this is very important for "personal" purposes, thanks[/FONT]
2015-08-09 at 8:44 PM UTC
i channel all of my intelligence towards writing sexts that are worded vaguely enough to be borderline acceptable yet still insulting
