So ive got court in about two weeks buy ive been thinking about going on the run

1. 2019-03-02 at 12:15 AM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Evading only gets you another six months or a year at worst. If it were me, I'd make them work for it.
2. 2019-03-02 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Instigator Probably better ill get a single cell.
   
   
   peiple

   
   

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3. 2019-03-02 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Make your way to an uncharted desert island somewhere in the Caribbean. Assume the name, Captain Coolbreeze. Life out the remainder of your days in comfort.
4. 2019-03-02 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Make your way to an uncharted desert island somewhere in the Caribbean. Assume the name, Captain Coolbreeze. Life out the remainder of your days in comfort.

   
   Make sure you trip phrase Captain CoolBreeze or they will find you
   
   x^36
5. 2019-03-02 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Isn't there a hill in the UK where it has caves .. I saw it on TV. Load up water and dried fruit and can meals and hide out. Then sneak into town when it's busy and blend in and shop more and wail till nightfall and sneak back in.. remember to mark you caves trails
6. 2019-03-02 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Look down ____v
7. 2019-03-02 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Correction on spelling Portmerian
   
   
8. 2019-03-02 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Caves everywhere dumbass
9. 2019-03-02 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #29
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   may b brexit will b good cuz some extradition treatys will b defunct?
10. 2019-03-02 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #30
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Don't want to do your time? Simply become a caveman. Problem solved.
11. 2019-03-02 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #31
    Shrooms Houston
    is infinity banned wtf
12. 2019-03-02 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #32
    Shrooms Houston
    bull
13. 2019-03-02 at 3:37 AM UTC

    #33
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by Instigator Its a robbery offence with a knife so looking at up to 8? Im in the uk
    
    Fuck knows to be honest if i was sex offender id probably get less

    
    Best bet is to smuggle a knife into court, hold the judge hostage and barter his life for immunity
14. 2019-03-02 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #34
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    That dude has some big balls in that photo.
15. 2019-03-02 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    stuff your ass full of drugs and go do your time. Spend your time trying to find more ways to bring drugs into the institution and live as well as possible. Read books and exercise your mind and body. Only talk to people if theyre of benefit to you or if theyre capable of holding an interesting conversation. I've done a bit of time and these are the best tips I have for you
    
    in terms of sentencing plead horrible addiction you've now managed to beat and mental health issues you've been dealing with and get letters of support
16. 2019-03-02 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And don't forget to enjoy the Jup Ups.