Happy Hour w/ Mal

1. 2019-03-02 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’m getting drunk. AMA. No gaursntees I’ll answer truthfully.
2. 2019-03-02 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   How many penises have been inside your vagina?
3. 2019-03-02 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Idk prolly... 15? I don’t really keep track and for the past 3 years it’s just been the one.
4. 2019-03-02 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #4
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   What ya drankin?
5. 2019-03-02 at 12:26 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It’s called a “buttoned up”. I’m at Parkside for happy hour.
6. 2019-03-02 at 12:26 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by -mal- Idk prolly… 15? I don’t really keep track and for the past 3 years it’s just been the one.

   
   Wanna make it 16?
   
   Lol jk. I'm drunk and have no idea what you like.
7. 2019-03-02 at 12:27 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   How old are you?
8. 2019-03-02 at 12:27 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   If you placed a penny up your ass, what would you think?
   
   
9. 2019-03-02 at 12:28 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Have you noticed all the drink people have gone to 15 packs? I am drinking skunky beer Keystone, made by coors and it's only $7.99
10. 2019-03-02 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sorry “buttered up” - Espelon Repasado Ginger, apple shrub, and brown butter infused amontillado w/ a grapefruit slice
11. 2019-03-02 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks How old are you?

    
    26
12. 2019-03-02 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun Have you noticed all the drink people have gone to 15 packs? I am drinking skunky beer Keystone, made by coors and it's only $7.99

    
    No I haven’t. Who might you be? I don’t recognize your username.
13. 2019-03-02 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash If you placed a penny up your ass, what would you think?
    
    

    
    I don’t place anything up my ass, but I love you too Mash. You’re a lovable skitzo.
14. 2019-03-02 at 12:30 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -mal- 26

    
    
15. 2019-03-02 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I am a DH'er
16. 2019-03-02 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks

    
    Bai then
17. 2019-03-02 at 12:32 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Mal are you a DHer too?
    
    Also, what's with the name "Mal"?
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18. 2019-03-02 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am not.
    
    Mal is an online persona. Mal means Bad in Hebrew.
19. 2019-03-02 at 12:36 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Erekshun aveh ouy deciton lla eht knird elpoep evah enog ot 51 skcap? I ma ginknird ykunks reeb eots, made by coors and it's only $7.99

20. 2019-03-02 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -mal- I don’t place anything up my ass, but I love you too Mash. You’re a lovable skitzo.

    
    Notify me if you receive any sort of ass pain
    
    5:38
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