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Tfw I have no power in my life.
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2016-11-18 at 9:36 AM UTCI wanna be a mob boss or something. I want a rich, italian trophy wife who adores me, and whenever she gets out of line I yell, "OH!"
I just wanna be powerful and have everyone afraid of me. I wanna get what I want. I want a wife and kids. I wanna live in mansion.
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2016-11-18 at 9:43 AM UTCThe problem is that you are asking God for this. I too seek His guidence, but I do not seek what you do.
If you TRULY want power, wealth and adoration you must abandon God. God is not for mob bosses (no matter how religious the Italians may be).
If you want to be a mob boss you have to do what it takes to be a mob boss. Its as simple as that. -
2016-11-18 at 9:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger The problem is that you are asking God for this. I too seek His guidence, but I do not seek what you do.
If you TRULY want power, wealth and adoration you must abandon God. God is not for mob bosses (no matter how religious the Italians may be).
If you want to be a mob boss you have to do what it takes to be a mob boss. Its as simple as that.
Okay, so this guy I know at work owes me money. He said he'd get it to me by payday. What can I do if on payday he still doesn't give me the money? I know he's the type who fucks people around like that, the cheap bastard.
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2016-11-18 at 9:52 AM UTCGive him until payday. Dont be afraid to pester him for it (so he knows you want it) a bit before payday. But dont do anything until payday.
Say payday comes and he pays you, cool and good. No problem.
But if he dicks you around even for a second on payday invite him to a blanket party. Wait till dark and wait for him with a blanket and a bat. Toss the blanket over him and beat the shit out of him. Its up to you if you want to take "compensation" such as his wallet or keys/car. Depends on the situation. If you want to send a message you arent to be fucked with dont take anything from him other than blood. -
2016-11-18 at 9:54 AM UTCIf you do end up beating him to shit, dont do it too bad. If you can avoid breaking bones do so. A rib is reasonable but dont fuckin kill him. Either way, if you want to go mob boss route, after his beating let him know that there will be a weekly security fee to ensure this doesnt happen to him again. I would say double what he owes you. Weekly.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-18 at 9:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Okay, so this guy I know at work owes me money. He said he'd get it to me by payday. What can I do if on payday he still doesn't give me the money? I know he's the type who fucks people around like that, the cheap bastard.
Don't do anything other than give him the hairy eye whenever you make contact. If he pays you, good. If he says something about the money, take it from there. If he doesn't say anything like he hopes you forgot or some shit, just continue with the hairy eye, for weeks, and months, years if necessary. Then, one day when he's walking to his car, jokingly walk up to him and ask him if he intended on paying you back. Before he has any chance to answer, use the crowbar you're hiding behind your leg to break his knees and ribs, his car windows, his tires, and his LIFE. -
2016-11-18 at 9:56 AM UTCmmQ has the right idea too. That the sinister psycho route. But its a fun one.
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2016-11-18 at 10:05 AM UTCNow this is a quality totse-like thread.
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2016-11-19 at 2:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I wanna be a mob boss or something. I want a rich, italian trophy wife who adores me, and whenever she gets out of line I yell, "OH!"
I just wanna be powerful and have everyone afraid of me. I wanna get what I want. I want a wife and kids. I wanna live in mansion.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, GOD?
Keep prayin' There's probably some kinda high shit so just pray. Make sure to state your name, maybe date of birth, and what date it is in the prayer. I think i'm onto something that could actually produce results... post a private email or something and tell you about it. -
2016-11-19 at 2:10 AM UTCActor are you trying to steal peoples identities
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2016-11-19 at 2:12 AM UTC^ No.
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2016-11-19 at 2:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject Actor are you trying to steal peoples identities
I have SSN, DOB, Address and names, for free, all he need do is ask. Also Databases, lots of databases. I got a homey that's of the compulsive collecting kind he got all DB's in existence basically. -
2016-11-19 at 2:18 AM UTCExcept the uKnowKids DB, FUCK YOU UNIVERSE!
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2016-11-19 at 2:22 AM UTCu r dumb
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2016-11-19 at 2:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling u r dumb
You talking to me fuccboi?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-19 at 2:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Actor Keep prayin' There's probably some kinda high shit so just pray. Make sure to state your name, maybe date of birth, and what date it is in the prayer. I think i'm onto something that could actually produce results… post a private email or something and tell you about it.
Something put us here that can more than likely alter reality for us -- like taking me back in time to my first day of high school or something with the knowledge I have now.
Okay, when Lanny brings back PM's I'll send you my email. -
2016-11-19 at 10:25 AM UTCDon't pray. Hope is a terrible emotion and prayer is a coping mechanism for slaves.
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2016-11-19 at 11:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I have SSN, DOB, Address and names, for free, all he need do is ask.
Oh really? ;) -
2016-11-19 at 1:40 PM UTCDo meth.
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2016-11-20 at 8:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Oh really? ;)
Ya rly.
