people don't know how to fucking steam vegetables correctly

1. 2019-02-27 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   the best way to steam vegetables is put them in a glass container with a little water in the bottom and cover it with saran wrap or something like that and poke some holes then microwave it for 3-4 minutes, longer if you're doing for more than one person. then you take them out and thats it. people think you need to buy some fancy rice cooker with a tray to steam vegetables which is horse shit from the rice cooker industry who are in bed with big oil/big pharma/geourge bush
2. 2019-02-27 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   First World problem.
3. 2019-02-27 at 7:01 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho First World problem.

   
   obviously. anything that's going to be posted here is going to be first world oriented because this is a website where we converse in english
4. 2019-02-27 at 7:06 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Ya. They sell vegetables in the frozen food idle w microwavable instructions. Welcome to 2019.
5. 2019-02-27 at 8:18 PM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   The microwaves are cooking it long before the steam does so it's not truly steamed as a whole.
6. 2019-02-27 at 8:25 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ^yep -- best way to steam veggies is put them in a pan, little bit of water, and put a lid on. EZ BREEZY
7. 2019-02-27 at 8:25 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I have a colander that sits down in a large pot halfway. I put a little water in the bottom of the pot, put my veggies in the colander, boil it less than 10 mins, and done. Asparagus is good this way too!
8. 2019-02-27 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The best way is have a woman do it.
9. 2019-02-27 at 8:54 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Yep this is what I do. Except I have a steamer for the microwave. I put the vegetables in and add all the seasonings. Put some lime in the water and it gives everything a perfect coating, so fucking good and crisp. Perfect vegetables literally every single time. I don't understand why people boil their broccoli or waste time with stoves. The longer your vegetables are exposed to the water/steam, the less crisp they will be.
   
   I have to say though, rice cookers do a really good job. That's why Asians use them. It turns out more firm than just doing it in a pot since the rice isn't soaking in water. There are some that are basically just like a crockpot for rice though. Those are shit.
10. 2019-02-28 at 9:58 PM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    Bamboo steamer baskets >
11. 2019-03-06 at 4:50 AM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    the microwave turns the vegetable radioactive.
12. 2019-03-06 at 4:58 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Steaming vegetables correctly aka putting retards in sauanas for just the right amount of time.
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13. 2019-03-06 at 6:29 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the best way to steam vegetables is put them in a glass container with a little water in the bottom and cover it with saran wrap or something like that and poke some holes then microwave it for 3-4 minutes, longer if you're doing for more than one person. then you take them out and thats it. people think you need to buy some fancy rice cooker with a tray to steam vegetables which is horse shit from the rice cooker industry who are in bed with big oil/big pharma/geourge bush

    
    saran wrap ?
    
    enjoy plastic coated veges.
14. 2019-03-06 at 6:54 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The best way is have a woman do it.