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ATTN: Antinatalism

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I thought you were here to help. Where are you when i need you. It's late, the forum is empty and i am shitposting all alone, i am playing depressing piano music in the background.

    This song specifically.



    You should imagine me sitting in a dark room with only the bleak glare of the monitor illuminating my desk upon which cigarettes and a bottle of whiskey that is missing two glasses worth are placed. It's a good thing you are imagining me from the back because that means you can't see me crying. My waifu Mal Mal and i got into a fight and i don't know if he likes me anymore. And i just... I wanna' know, can you show me? I wanna' know about these people like me...

    And you know we've only known eachother for a short while and stuff, but i really like you, i think we would make great friends you know?

    Wishing you were here.

    Love, Sophie.
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  2. #2
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    YO! You're making me want to smoke and that's not fucking cook. I have literally two smoke alarms in this shithole (although I'm not convinced either do anything) and I shouldn't be smoking but what's a nigga gonna do when someone tells them about a bottle of whiskey and cigarettes illuminated by a screen that's like a fuggin invitation right there shit.
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny YO! You're making me want to smoke and that's not fucking cook. I have literally two smoke alarms in this shithole (although I'm not convinced either do anything) and I shouldn't be smoking but what's a nigga gonna do when someone tells them about a bottle of whiskey and cigarettes illuminated by a screen that's like a fuggin invitation right there shit.

    Yes the imagery is quite vivid ITT. Also, i have smoke alarms as well, yet cigs do not trigger them. And dudebro, what is better than a glass of Whiskey together with a smoke?
  4. #4
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie I thought you were here to help. Where are you when i need you. It's late, the forum is empty and i am shitposting all alone, i am playing depressing piano music in the background.

    This song specifically.



    You should imagine me sitting in a dark room with only the bleak glare of the monitor illuminating my desk upon which cigarettes and a bottle of whiskey that is missing two glasses worth are placed. It's a good thing you are imagining me from the back because that means you can't see me crying. My waifu Mal Mal and i got into a fight and i don't know if he likes me anymore. And i just… I wanna' know, can you show me? I wanna' know about these people like me…

    And you know we've only known eachother for a short while and stuff, but i really like you, i think we would make great friends you know?

    Wishing you were here.

    Love, Sophie.
    Dear Sophie,
    the time we have spent together changed me. it made me a better man. I know it sounds cringey because it's all so new and yes, you're right, short while and stuff, but just for once I want to stop being the cold rational man I always used to be since senjougahara left me. I'm all yours. let's be depressed together. darker than black is a better choice:
  5. #5
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    S2 tho
  6. #6
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm not sure how to feel about NiS getting weeby lately. On the one hand I'm a closet weeb so it's fun to shitpost about animu and mangos, but on the other hand we're supposed to be trill ass heavy pipe hitting niggas and you know I just can't reconcile these two things.
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by antinatalism Dear Sophie,
    the time we have spent together changed me. it made me a better man. I know it sounds cringey because it's all so new and yes, you're right, short while and stuff, but just for once I want to stop being the cold rational man I always used to be since senjougahara left me. I'm all yours. let's be depressed together. darker than black is a better choice:

    Antinatalism,

    Thank you for your reply. My room suddenly doesn't seem so dark now that you are here. Maybe, just maybe if we are depressed alone we can be happy together.

    Love always, Sophie.
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm not sure how to feel about NiS getting weeby lately. On the one hand I'm a closet weeb so it's fun to shitpost about animu and mangos, but on the other hand we're supposed to be trill ass heavy pipe hitting niggas and you know I just can't reconcile these two things.

    I like it, but my mind is poisoned by chan culture.
  9. #9
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm not sure how to feel about NiS getting weeby lately. On the one hand I'm a closet weeb so it's fun to shitpost about animu and mangos, but on the other hand we're supposed to be trill ass heavy pipe hitting niggas and you know I just can't reconcile these two things.
    o tempora, o mores

    Originally posted by Sophie Antinatalism,

    Thank you for your reply. My room suddenly doesn't seem so dark now that you are here. Maybe, just maybe if we are depressed alone we can be happy together.

    Love always, Sophie.

    two negatives make a positive. let's give us a chance. this will be our love song

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  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by antinatalism o tempora, o mores



    two negatives make a positive. let's give us a chance. this will be our love song


    OMG i love it. That was so much better than i was expecting.
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I declare this thread kawaii.
  12. #12
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie OMG i love it. That was so much better than i was expecting.
    and it's only the beginning, things can only get better from here ^-^
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by antinatalism and it's only the beginning, things can only get better from here ^-^

    I don't doubt it (o_o)
  14. #14
    fuck that wigga
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump fuck that wigga

    I wanted to say, i can be your loli too but i didn't want to sound like HTS tbh fam.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Sophie I wanted to say, i can be your loli too but i didn't want to sound like HTS tbh fam.

    Hey. Fuck you. >:(
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    I like the new forum software, BTW.
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Phoenix Hey. Fuck you. >:(

    I wish you were my loli though <3 Also you should tell Lan, i only wrote the registration and login controllers.
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    Most smoke alarms are heat alarms. In all the places I've lived I've never set off a smoke alarm by smoking. In any case you can take them apart and disconnect them so they don't go off. But if you have a landlord they kinda frown upon you doing that
  20. #20
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, but it's probably for the best that I leave them. I really don't need to pick up smoking.

    Oh the other hand my liver is almost certainly going to give out before my lungs at this point so keeping them healthy doesn't really do much for me. Hmm...
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