If you could make $100,000 from a crime, would you?

1. 2019-02-26 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut
   I mean if it just took a small amount of planning, some criminal knowledge that you already had, and some time along with small risk.
   
   It was all yours. No partners. No cuts.
   
   Payment would be in crypto.
   
   Would you do it?
   
   Be honest.
2. 2019-02-26 at 1:54 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Depends on the crime. What kind of crimes did you have in mind?
3. 2019-02-26 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I'm saving that for when I go postal
4. 2019-02-26 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by GGG Depends on the crime. What kind of crimes did you have in mind?

   
   This, clearly. It depends on the crime you KNUMBSKUL.
5. 2019-02-26 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Aren't all skulls technically numb
6. 2019-02-26 at 2:49 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you gonna launder it? itll be harder to get away with spending large sums of it if you dont launder it.
7. 2019-02-26 at 2:54 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian you gonna launder it? itll be harder to get away with spending large sums of it if you dont launder it.

   
   Why the fuck would he put it in the wash you idiot
8. 2019-02-26 at 3:03 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Only if I got to kill someone.
9. 2019-02-26 at 3:46 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian you gonna launder it? itll be harder to get away with spending large sums of it if you dont launder it.

   
   crypto = drugs = easy money laundering via my liver
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10. 2019-02-26 at 3:48 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny crypto = drugs = easy money laundering via my liver

    
    what a waste of 100k. If it was clean, you could use it to buy cars/property, pay off bills/debt, or invest it.
11. 2019-02-26 at 4:03 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you're too stupid to be able to spend 100k without drawing attention you deserve to get caught for whatever the fuck.
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12. 2019-02-26 at 4:07 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian what a waste of 100k. If it was clean, you could use it to buy cars/property, pay off bills/debt, or invest it.

    
    Thats how you get busted.
13. 2019-02-26 at 4:09 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ If you're too stupid to be able to spend 100k without drawing attention you deserve to get caught for whatever the fuck.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by GGG Thats how you get busted.

    
    how does one go about buying a $40k car with crypto?
14. 2019-02-26 at 4:14 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How does one get 100k and spend 40k on a car? Hence the stupidity.
15. 2019-02-26 at 5:51 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ How does one get 100k and spend 40k on a car? Hence the stupidity.

    
    fucking easily.
    
    i bet you all just come from a background where if you had money youd spend it on drugs and partying and not actually acquire anything useful with it.
16. 2019-02-26 at 5:58 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    A cheap car is about as useful as a new one tho.
    
    Although I'm driving a new rental right now and I like it, was doing 170kph and it was smooth af.
    
    On topic: Yes I would do the crime, you make this out as if there are very little obstacles and downsides to consider, risk being the chief one. Why not?
17. 2019-02-26 at 6:16 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian fucking easily.
    
    i bet you all just come from a background where if you had money youd spend it on drugs and partying and not actually acquire anything useful with it.

    
    It's like the exact opposite tho. Buying a $40k car with $100 of irregular income is not a smart move
18. 2019-02-26 at 6:22 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Lanny It's like the exact opposite tho. Buying a $40k car with $100 of irregular income is not a smart move

    
    Yeah you're still like 39,900 in debt too
19. 2019-02-26 at 6:58 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny It's like the exact opposite tho. Buying a $40k car with $100 of irregular income is not a smart move

    
    well assuming the money is clean, yeah, you could invest it. you wouldnt buy a $40k car without laundering the money either tho.
    
    But assuming you already live alright and all your bills are taken care of, why not upgrade a car? Doesn't have to be an unreliable audi or something. 100k is not enough to buy a house or anything.
20. 2019-02-26 at 7:13 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian well assuming the money is clean, yeah, you could invest it. you wouldnt buy a $40k car without laundering the money either tho.
    
    But assuming you already live alright and all your bills are taken care of, why not upgrade a car? Doesn't have to be an unreliable audi or something. 100k is not enough to buy a house or anything.

    
    Lol okay, how would you launder the money then? Because usually the people who do this are dealing with millions, not a single income of 100k. They set up business so they can run it through as regular income over a long period of time. You can't really do that with 100k unless you've already got a business.
    
    With 100k you may as well just buy a bunch of Amazon gift cards and sell them/use them for groceries/other items.