One heck of a party about go down (everyone here's invited)

1. 2019-02-25 at 11:36 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   
   My nightstand is fully stocked with party supplies.
   
   Who's down?
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   • GGG
2. 2019-02-25 at 11:50 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   uhh I'm down for the drugs not so sure about that other stuff
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   • gadzooks
3. 2019-02-25 at 11:52 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III uhh I'm down for the drugs not so sure about that other stuff

   
   I'm afraid it's all or nothing.
   
   In for a penny, in for a... pound.
   
   
4. 2019-02-26 at 12:46 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Dibs on the (phone?) cord.
5. 2019-02-26 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   lol a house phone? In 2019?
6. 2019-02-26 at 6:29 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   They're actually anal beads...
   
   
7. 2019-02-26 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Lol why are the handcuffs in a plastic bag.
   
   Is it to keep them clean, or to keep the rest of your stuff from getting dirty?
8. 2019-02-26 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   LOL
9. 2019-02-26 at 4:37 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   LMRAO
10. 2019-02-26 at 4:39 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Mmq, what's going on, poopsiepoo?
11. 2019-02-26 at 4:42 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I thought it was self explanatory. I thought you knew me.
12. 2019-02-26 at 4:44 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh I know you Helga. I know you realllllll good.
13. 2019-02-26 at 4:46 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My dick doesnt deserve that nickname but it says thank you nonetheless.
14. 2019-02-26 at 4:47 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Does it look more like a Maurice then?
15. 2019-02-26 at 4:52 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dont fuxking know ask fra she has a picture of it. I'd probably call it Dan or something. Maybe Ed.
16. 2019-02-26 at 5:08 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh she has one but not the rest of us. We're not good enough for Dan/Ed is that it?!
17. 2019-02-26 at 5:13 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh she has one but not the rest of us. We're not good enough for Dan/Ed is that it?!

    
    He's shy .
18. 2019-02-26 at 5:23 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by mmQ I dont fuxking know ask fra she has a picture of it. I'd probably call it Dan or something. Maybe Ed.

    
    
    
    I would suggest Donald as an appropriate name.
19. 2019-02-26 at 5:30 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by stl1 I would suggest Donald as an appropriate name.

    
    Why?
20. 2019-02-26 at 5:31 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I dont fuxking know ask fra she has a picture of it. I'd probably call it Dan or something. Maybe Ed.

    
    Lol hell nah. Don’t send girls to ask me what your dick looks like. Send her a picture of it.