Where can I find a temporary chaperone who works for food?

1. 2019-02-25 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #1
   username: African Astronaut
   Hi, I live in the midwest. I’m looking to run away to puerto rico for a while. Then after that, relocate to a country with a more agreeable policy where I can indepently pursue my studies.
   
   Does anyone know where I can find somebody who will help me navigate the system and do shit like laundry and dishes. I am a good cook. Unfortunately compensation will be bare minimum. plz help, I tried googling.
   
   Also any advice on moving is welcome.
2. 2019-02-25 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   yeah why dont you kill yourself
3. 2019-02-25 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Post tits.
4. 2019-02-25 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #4
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2019-02-25 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #5
   username: African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah why dont you kill yourself

   
   ok, then how about some good abduction techniques
6. 2019-02-25 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Move to Texas, illegal mexican maids are 10 a penny here, you can't leave your house without stepping on 7 of them.
   
   Very cheap, you can beat them and threaten them with ICE as well as exploit them sexually too.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mikeyagain
7. 2019-02-25 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by username: ok, then how about some good abduction techniques

   
   stop breathing
8. 2019-02-25 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #8
   username: African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Move to Texas, illegal mexican maids are 10 a penny here, you can't leave your house without stepping on 7 of them.
   
   Very cheap, you can beat them and threaten them with ICE as well as exploit them sexually too.

   
   I need one that can read, write and take care of finance.
9. 2019-02-25 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by username: I need one that can read, write and take care of finance.

   
   learn to code
10. 2019-02-25 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #10
    username: African Astronaut
    that was too general
11. 2019-02-25 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    you're too fat
12. 2019-02-25 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #12
    username: African Astronaut
    the data is inconclusive
13. 2019-02-25 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    you're also a nigger
14. 2019-02-25 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #14
    username: African Astronaut
    you sit around masturbating all day.
15. 2019-02-25 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    i always stand up while i jack off
16. 2019-02-25 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #16
    username: African Astronaut
    you are an embarassment to caucasian
17. 2019-02-25 at 7:29 PM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by username: you are an embarassment to caucasian

    
    white people are gay and they're all going to die because they're fags
18. 2019-02-25 at 9:10 PM UTC

    #18
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    You’ll never make it over the wall
19. 2019-02-25 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by username: you are an embarassment to caucasian

    
    That's part of our white privilege.
20. 2019-02-25 at 10:36 PM UTC

    #20
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Move to Texas, illegal mexican maids are 10 a penny here, you can't leave your house without stepping on 7 of them.
    
    Very cheap, you can beat them and threaten them with ICE as well as exploit them sexually too.

    
    True, that's why true Americans can't get a decent wage..