Post your home-brew recipes for alcoholic drinks

1. 2019-02-24 at 4:15 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I wouldn't call it a recipe because it was improvised an hour ago, but I mixed fur shots of cheap shitty vodka with equal parts pomegranate juice and macadamia milk until it was as light as the average Starbucks customer. I call it a "dirty pink drink". I know it's good because I just went back for thirds. Post your alcoholic innovations.
2. 2019-02-24 at 4:16 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   2 cans of mountain dew per 1 plastic bottle of gas station vodka.
3. 2019-02-24 at 4:21 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   1 part vodka, 4 parts water.
4. 2019-02-24 at 6:47 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Me no
   
   
   I just sit on the toilet and live John W. Huffman
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "toilet"!
5. 2019-02-24 at 6:49 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Thank you, I've gotten what I wanted. Administrator, please delete.
6. 2019-02-24 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Torpedos
7. 2019-02-24 at 2:49 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   
   
   
8. 2019-02-24 at 10:37 PM UTC

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   playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
   
   
   lolz 🤪