An announcement

1. 2019-02-23 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I am proud to declare, here in HB, before the eyes of our nation, my candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America.
   
   That bigger fellow who wants a wall - he hasn't posted nudes yet, and that's not okay. I would've posted nudes by this time if I were him. America should be about loving one another's bodies except for the middle-class whites, who need to stop.
   
   We need a barrier to separate the white men from white women because every white baby born makes the other whites less valuable, it's simple economics. I will make the Mexicans build this barrier and I will pay them a living wage.
   
   By 2025, I pledge that we will be having sex with AI, who will be superior lovers, and that by 2030 pregnancy will be the new suicide.
   
   California will be the testing site for a policy of mandatory nudism, which will shame their people into taking better care of their bodies. When other states follow suit, it will save our country trillions on health care.
   
   Finally, I promise you war everlasting. You're probably tired of watching it happen on the other side of the world from your television, and that's why I'm going to bring the fight to your doorstep. My first act as your President will be to import a regime of terror that I'm told is very dedicated to seeing our way of life destroyed.
   
   I'll see you niggas on the trail.
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2. 2019-02-23 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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   • Technologist
3. 2019-02-23 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   FYI, Trump has my vote up until he fucks it up, which I don't expect. But he may still have it if the left puts up a Hillary.
4. 2019-02-23 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   It's clear you don't take cat-girl research seriously as a priority. Forget about the contributions.
5. 2019-02-23 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Will the AI experience sexual pleasure?
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   • gadzooks
6. 2019-02-23 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #6
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Sophie Will the AI experience sexual pleasure?

   
   Damn.
   
   That's we call a philosophical conundrum.
   
   Machines can be programmed to prefer certain "sensations" (maybe experiences is a better term for such machines) over other "sensations", but is that sufficient to qualify for the status of "pleasure"?
   
   Like dozens of doctoral theses have been written on this very question.
7. 2019-02-23 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by gadzooks Damn.
   
   That's we call a philosophical conundrum.
   
   Machines can be programmed to prefer certain "sensations" (maybe experiences is a better term for such machines) over other "sensations", but is that sufficient to qualify for the status of "pleasure"?
   
   Like dozens of doctoral theses have been written on this very question.

   
   Here's another one for you. If the AI in our sex robots is sentient do we need to ask it for consent? If we do would it be cruel to program it in such a way that it can only say yes?
8. 2019-02-23 at 11 PM UTC

   #8
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Sophie Here's another one for you. If the AI in our sex robots is sentient do we need to ask it for consent? If we do would it be cruel to program it in such a way that it can only say yes?

   
   That's definitely another thorny issue.
   
   The central underlying issue of sexual consent seems to be the progenitor of all kinds of different ethical (and political) debates the world over.
   
   I mean, you even have (total wackjobs, IMO) claims that ANY penis-in-vagina sex is rape (again, fringe wackjobs... not particularly common, and to be taken all that seriously).
   
   There seems to be something about the act of coitus that just hits everybody on some fundamental level.
   
   I imagine if women were programming these bots, they'd come out a heck of a lot different than if it were primarily men in charge.
   
   The "why" is a much more elusive question.
9. 2019-02-23 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by gadzooks That's definitely another thorny issue.
   
   The central underlying issue of sexual consent seems to be the progenitor of all kinds of different ethical (and political) debates the world over.
   
   I mean, you even have (total wackjobs, IMO) claims that ANY penis-in-vagina sex is rape (again, fringe wackjobs… not particularly common, and to be taken all that seriously).
   
   There seems to be something about the act of coitus that just hits everybody on some fundamental level.
   
   I imagine if women were programming these bots, they'd come out a heck of a lot different than if it were primarily men in charge.
   
   The "why" is a much more elusive question.

   
   It's a good thing women don't naturally gravitate towards STEM fields then.
10. 2019-02-23 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Bueno motherfucker
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11. 2019-02-24 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #11
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Will the AI experience sexual pleasure?

    
    who cares.
12. 2019-02-24 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #12
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    abolish AOC.
    
    yes, both things.
13. 2019-02-24 at 4:41 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Shit, I forgot about sex education. We need to emphasize the spirit of experimentation in our schools. That's why I'm working closely with members of Congress from both sides of the aisle to build hookup rooms for every middle school in America. There are many details we still need to spell out, but so far I can tell you that partner selection will be randomized, condoms will be prohibited, as will be traditional PIV sex. Students will be required to complete a daily report of the pleasures and sensations they experience there.
14. 2019-02-24 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #14
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Didn't Read, Nigger.
15. 2019-02-24 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Don't read, just vote.
16. 2019-02-24 at 5:50 AM UTC

    #16
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    If you choke, I'll let you cough.
    
    
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