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Barack Obama is gay.

  1. #1
    As stated
  2. #2
    yes and michele obama is a man
  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Literally fake and literally gay.
  4. #4
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    His wife was the one who was in charge
  5. #5
    what a waste of perfectly fine daughters.
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When Obama was a powerful lawyer, he used to ride around in his limo doing cocaine with a male hooker. He wasn't even born in America. His birth certificate was a fraud. He was born in Haiti. All the insiders knew it, but they were too far in already. They even had to pass new legislation because he was able to pull it off. Obama was the modern-day Manchurian Candidate, groomed by the globalists for the Illuminati, and his job was to lay the groundwork for the complete destabilization of America for a planned UN/NATO invasion.
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When Obama was a powerful lawyer, he used to ride around in his limo doing cocaine with a male hooker. He wasn't even born in America. His birth certificate was a fraud. He was born in Haiti. All the insiders knew it, but they were too far in already. They even had to pass new legislation because he was able to pull it off. Obama was the modern-day Manchurian Candidate, groomed by the globalists for the Illuminati, and his job was to lay the groundwork for the complete destabilization of America for a planned UN/NATO invasion.

    Just about anyone else saying this, I'd assume they're joking.

    You fall into the category of people with whom I can't safely make such an assumption...

  8. #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Really, I'm shocked you're just picking up on this. He's not gay. He's not straight. He's been both, not always exclusive, and not all the time. I awakened his non-discriminating sexuality through drug-supplemented ritual when he was a panhandling nigger outside of Union Station. He had never made love to an organism with a neo-cortex prior to our meeting and his acceptance into Occidental was not a coincidence.
  9. #9
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When Obama was a powerful lawyer, he used to ride around in his limo doing cocaine with a male hooker. He wasn't even born in America. His birth certificate was a fraud. He was born in Haiti. All the insiders knew it, but they were too far in already. They even had to pass new legislation because he was able to pull it off. Obama was the modern-day Manchurian Candidate, groomed by the globalists for the Illuminati, and his job was to lay the groundwork for the complete destabilization of America for a planned UN/NATO invasion.

    Quite the imagination.
  10. #10
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian yes and michele obama is a man

    This.
  11. #11
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I 700% think that barack is the black david bowie.
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