Well my Start Menu now does nothing.

1. 2019-02-22 at 12:38 AM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   I can bring it up, but nothing I do on it causes it to respond - including clicking, scrolling or typing.
   
   How are Microsoft employees not all killing themselves in shame and embarrassment?
   
   The Start Menu in the most recent version of Windows.
   
   Literally a hundred billion dollar company's flagship product.
2. 2019-02-22 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Feel better?
3. 2019-02-22 at 12:49 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I am a Windows user for life, mostly out of habit and the comfort of familiarity.
   
   But that being said, Microsoft is the absolute opposite of user-friendly from time to time (heck, much of the time).
   
   DO NOT get me started on automatic updates (which result in your computer shutting down while you've got like a dozen things open and being worked on but had to run to the store for a few minutes or something... or are in the middle of converting some media file that's going to take several hours... etc).
   
   
4. 2019-02-22 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   lol. You have a 'Start Menu'.
   
   A 'START MENU'! lmao!
5. 2019-02-22 at 1:20 AM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by esbity lol. You have a 'Start Menu'.
   
   A 'START MENU'! lmao!

   
   Yeah.
   
   It's a retarded Start Menu though.
   
   They shitcanned the superior old one in favour of this el abominación.
   
   Q. "Hey Cortana, why are you retarded?"
   
   A. "I thought you'd never ask, so I've never thought about it."
   
   Yeah, thinking makes these people's heads hurt.
6. 2019-02-22 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   ROFL