2016-11-19 at 3:30 PM UTC
Should I get help? Or should I allow my chemical dependency to fester. TBH I dont think "help" will do anything since I hate psycologist and all they stand for. On the other hand I dont know what else to do other than keep on the path.
I would make this a poll but lanny is apparently too dum to add that feature.
2016-11-19 at 4:18 PM UTC
Drunk from today or drunk from last noight? Either way, I loike it m8.
2016-11-19 at 4:40 PM UTC
ever day when i waked up i smoke 2 draw
2016-11-19 at 4:54 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
meh quitting drinking is easy, I'm sure you'll be fine, for months I started drinking in the morning, partially because I worked nights, then one day I just cut it out of the blue because it got boring
2016-11-19 at 8:47 PM UTC
You end up passing out immediately after making this freddy or wot m8? I was looking forward to some TLN inebriated wisdom.
2016-11-19 at 9:28 PM UTC
I just walked to the shop to buy a single beer, came back with 3 beers, some new friends and a bike.
2016-11-19 at 9:32 PM UTC
reject is it true that you can legally drink at home or private business in the UK at the age of 5?
2016-11-19 at 9:36 PM UTC
Nah it's not, you only have to be 3.
2016-11-19 at 9:43 PM UTC
I literally have no idea if you're joking or not. I laughed regardless.
2016-11-19 at 9:49 PM UTC
I'm not. Tbh I don't actually think there is a legal age for drinking in your own home. Now if you give your baby Guinness instead of milk you might get hauled up on neglect charges, but it's not strictly illegal at any age to give them alcohol I believe
2016-11-19 at 9:50 PM UTC
Did you ever have any wild family drunken bashes when you were a wee child growing up?
2016-11-19 at 9:54 PM UTC
Unfortunately not, my family's all pretty lame and sheltered. A couple of years back we were at a family gathering and my cousin, who was about 16, asked his mum if he could have a can of coke. I looked at my mum and was like "Jesus Christ I was out doing drugs at his age, not asking you if I could have a can of coke"
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2016-11-19 at 9:55 PM UTC
If I ever have kids tho then yea for sure, I'm teaching those bastards to drink from the moment they can hold a beer. If you can hold a beer you can drink a beer.
I'm also a big advocate of rum for teething.
2016-11-19 at 9:58 PM UTC
Yeah that's pretty cringey. I hope she said "no, you cannot have a can of coke, you have reached your calorie intake for the day and you know how your dad gets about your calorie intake. Now go on and have a little nappy nap, sweet child of mine." Then, he secretly went and got a can of coke and was trying to drink it fast behind a shed but his dad happened to be walking by and saw him, saw what was happening, and violently raped the boy as punishment for disobeying his mother and going over his daily calorie limit.
2016-11-19 at 10:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject
If you can hold a beer you can drink a beer.
Reminds me of the 'if there's grass on the field, play ball' saying. Fuck it all, these age restrictions and limitations. I say, come one come all to the world of debauchery and sin. We're only here for a short time so enjoy the ride, straight out the womb nigguh.
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2016-11-19 at 10:06 PM UTC
Before you got to the rape part that's pretty much how it went. I'm pretty sure she either said no or that he can have half a can. My family's weird, my aunties and uncles are really intelligent, like Doctors and Research Scientist clever, but so so overprotective it's just weird. I know one of my cousins went to Oxford or Cambridge or some shit. God knows how they're guna react when they're offered weed and acid there
