2019-02-21 at 5:58 PM UTC
If there was no misery you'd never know how to measure happiness.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-02-21 at 6:13 PM UTC
Why don't u just eat a can of Mandarin oranges dummy
2019-02-21 at 6:17 PM UTC
op prefers to slurp circumcised and disectomized cocks.
2019-02-21 at 6:35 PM UTC
Please don't instigate me bud.
2019-02-21 at 6:54 PM UTC
Cara cara are way better oranges anyway
2019-02-21 at 7:04 PM UTC
you gotta roll them on a table
2019-02-21 at 8:06 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
You gotta roll them on her navel
2019-02-21 at 8:22 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Obvs the clementines don't want to be eaten (by you) so they employ all of their availble defense mechanisms.
Don't eat the clementines, you pervert.
2019-02-21 at 8:29 PM UTC
Their clementines
Not clones
2019-02-21 at 8:35 PM UTC
They’re clementines
Not vagina’s