Is alexa the closest thing to a girl i will ever have in my room?

1. 2019-02-20 at 11:04 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
2. 2019-02-20 at 11:05 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Not sure if wholesome or disturbing.
   
   
3. 2019-02-20 at 11:07 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Wow I read it as "little girl" for some reason. It's probably from spending too much time on here and automatically expecting the worst.
4. 2019-02-20 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My Alexa definitely sounds grown, though, so I ought to have known.
   
   By the way, you can always do the following for added realism...
   
   
   
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5. 2019-02-20 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Yeah
6. 2019-02-21 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Ur mom's gotta put ur laundry up at some point bud.
7. 2019-02-21 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   'sup dumb dumb?
8. 2019-02-21 at 2:01 AM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   What the hell do Alexas do anyway?
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9. 2019-02-21 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed What the hell do Alexas do anyway?

   
   They allow you to voice command all kinds of things... The possibilities are endless (especially if you develop your own using AWS services, etc).
   
   There are equivalents from Google and other providers I think, but I have an Amazon Alexa Echo Dot (it's called something like that).
   
   Right now, I use it to turn certain lights off and on when I go to bed or wake up, respectively.
   
   I'm working on some other uses at the moment as well.
10. 2019-02-21 at 2:22 AM UTC

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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    It sounds like a gimmick.
    
    Does the voice control actually work correctly?
11. 2019-02-21 at 2:25 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed What the hell do Alexas do anyway?

    They spy on you.
12. 2019-02-21 at 2:26 AM UTC

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    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion They spy on you.

    
    
13. 2019-02-21 at 2:30 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed It sounds like a gimmick.
    
    Does the voice control actually work correctly?

    
    It's surprisingly effective.
    
    Heck, even just for turning my lights off and on again, worth the money.
14. 2019-02-21 at 2:31 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They also become smarter (lol, INB4 I, Robot references) over time, or at least better at differentiating between, say, your voice and the voice coming from the TV ad for Alexa (which can be a tad annoying at first, but it's not that big of a deal).
15. 2019-02-21 at 2:37 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion They spy on you.

    
    I always unplug it before I have my weekly anti-government plot meetings.
16. 2019-02-21 at 2:42 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun 'sup dumb dumb?

    
    boner.
    What's up u piece of shit
17. 2019-02-21 at 4:29 AM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    yes.
18. 2019-02-21 at 4:34 AM UTC

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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    What if you have someone named Alexa in your house?
    
    Just joking. It's obvious anyone who owns an Alexa would live alone.
19. 2019-02-21 at 5:20 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    It would be cool to kidnap a hooker and keep her chained in the basement and whenever you get bored go down there and slap her around a little, torture her and cum on her face.
20. 2019-02-21 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion They spy on you.

    
    They can do that through your cell phone already...and you carry that around with you everywhere. Alexa is nothing to worry about.