Anyone here looking to accumulate wealth rapidly?

1. 2019-02-19 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #41
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by mmQ An almost empty bottle of bundy. Would you just look at it?!

   
   Let's see it!
2. 2019-02-19 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2019-02-20 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #43
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   What are the account numbers OP?
4. 2019-02-20 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

   
   Juuuuuust loooook at thaaat. Would you look at it. I mean just look at it.
5. 2019-02-20 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   If we all became declared Trianglists it would be recognized as a real religon by the courts (the Chichen Itza as the banner of totse will help) and we can get tax exempt donations and all become rich and powerful.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
6. 2019-02-20 at 5:45 AM UTC

   #46
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost If we all became declared Trianglists it would be recognized as a real religon by the courts (the Chichen Itza as the banner of totse will help) and we can get tax exempt donations and all become rich and powerful.

   
   I'm down.
7. 2019-02-20 at 5:47 AM UTC

   #47
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by SBTlauien What are the account numbers OP?

   
   Actually I decided I'm going to take Bitcoin instead...
   
   35BfhfEH44iSJecmWMxm6aFRPM8uwbVcsZ.
8. 2019-02-20 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #48
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by gadzooks I assure you, this is no get rich quick scheme.
   
   Basically, you all send me some money, and then I issue pieces of paper to you that are legally binding promises for more money at a later date.
   
   I then invest all this money, and then pay out on those promissory notes with the dividends.
   
   Everybody wins.
   
   If you're looking to take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity, please wire $20,000 to the transit and routing numbers that will follow shortly.

   
   this is how the US economy works
9. 2019-02-20 at 8:36 AM UTC

   #49
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra this is how the US economy works

   
   but they asked for actual gold.
   
   when the french realize theyd been conned, they sent their gunboats to the US to ask for their golds back.