Anyone here looking to accumulate wealth rapidly?

1. 2019-02-19 at 1:16 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I assure you, this is no get rich quick scheme.
   
   Basically, you all send me some money, and then I issue pieces of paper to you that are legally binding promises for more money at a later date.
   
   I then invest all this money, and then pay out on those promissory notes with the dividends.
   
   Everybody wins.
   
   If you're looking to take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity, please wire $20,000 to the transit and routing numbers that will follow shortly.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
2. 2019-02-19 at 1:19 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   lets sling some cocaine
3. 2019-02-19 at 1:20 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost lets sling some cocaine

   
   Now that's what I'm talking about.
   
   Okay forget the Ponzi, lets slang blow and be cool Fonzi.
4. 2019-02-19 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Or we could pull off a pyramid scheme... In honor of the One True Religion... Triangalism.
   
   
5. 2019-02-19 at 1:24 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   With pyramids there's nothing to collapse.
6. 2019-02-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed With pyramids there's nothing to collapse.

   
   Bingo!
7. 2019-02-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Lets sell shards of bundy as meth
8. 2019-02-19 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost Lets sell shards of bundy as meth

   
   Is Bundy even cheaper to manufacture or extract than meth is?
   
   Also, we might end up with some pissed off customers... Or at the very least, very confused customers.
9. 2019-02-19 at 1:29 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   sell shards of meth as bundy
10. 2019-02-19 at 1:29 PM UTC

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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    You fucked up, I was all set to wire
11. 2019-02-19 at 1:30 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho You fucked up, I was all set to wire

    
    Damn.
    
    Hoisted by my own petard.
12. 2019-02-19 at 1:31 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III sell shards of meth as bundy

    
    Or what about just mixing meth and Bundy together for one heck of a combo...
    
    Come to think of it, that might be a recipe for serotonin syndrome if I recall correctly.
13. 2019-02-19 at 1:32 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Is Bundy even cheaper to manufacture or extract than meth is?
    
    Also, we might end up with some pissed off customers… Or at the very least, very confused customers.

    
    If you were extracting it probably not unless you bought syrup by the case. Converting a kilogram of bundy Hbr powder into bundy hcl would probably be pretty cost effective.
14. 2019-02-19 at 1:32 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Id like to be very, very rich but I want to put less than minimal work into it. Can I be helped?
15. 2019-02-19 at 1:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Op, I'm looking to be poor extremely quickly...quite the opposite of your scheme, as such surely doing the process in reverse will help me achieve that...so YOU send ME $20,000.
16. 2019-02-19 at 1:34 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Id like to be very, very rich but I want to put less than minimal work into it. Can I be helped?

    
    That right there is what we call the American (and Canadian) dream.
17. 2019-02-19 at 1:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Id like to be very, very rich but I want to put less than minimal work into it. Can I be helped?

    
    You have to be really hot to achieve that.
    
    ...so keep setting that alarm to get you up for work in the morning.
18. 2019-02-19 at 1:36 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Op, I'm looking to be poor extremely quickly…quite the opposite of your scheme, as such surely doing the process in reverse will help me achieve that…so YOU send ME $20,000.

    
    We'll, unfortunately I only have a money order already signed by the bank for $40,000. How about you send me $30,000, and I'll give you the $40,000 money order and you can cash it wherever is convenient for you.
19. 2019-02-19 at 1:37 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I also have a Nigerian associate who might be able to help some of you out.
20. 2019-02-19 at 1:37 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Start a cryptocurrency and scam the ICO