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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Also, for that matter, how many here even care? I mean, maybe I'm just stuck living in the past, but I miss the glory days of Totse at it's prime, and even Zoklet for that matter (albeit to a lesser extent).

    There was a time when having topical subforums was totally necessary, because SG alone would get a front page full of new threads every few minutes or so.

    Maybe other people don't care about having such a degree of diversity? (And I don't mean "diversity" in the cliche political sense, but rather in the sense of sheer diversity of minds).

    Hey how about shutting up? Remember how people from totse did that?
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just kidding. I remeber one time a faggot said to me "not speaking is worth more than all the words in the world."
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It was me who said that.
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  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Potato wave
  5. #25
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
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  6. #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by omn5;pvl pretty much this, the way people interface with the internet and consume (mis)information has changed too much, good luck getting anyone to venture out of their social media walled gardens long enough to look through a bunch of textfiles on a domain that's not instagram or youtube

    Oh shit you just started sparking even more ideas in me...

    This thread is genius tier.
  7. #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Totse Instagram and YouTube accounts coming right up.
  8. #28
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
  9. #29
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Totse Instagram and YouTube accounts coming right up.

    #meth #molotoveverything #omghax

    Anyway the issue isn't getting totse files and throwing them up on AWS, that's easy, it's structuring them and fixing them up so that they are presentable. I don't know what the files you have look like, but the ones on totse were all line breaks and strange characters.

    Generally you'd use a CMS, could be something like Wordpress, more like Typo3 for such a large number of files. Those are both PHP, which is outdated. Something in node like Ghost or something built on Keystone JS (both would be awkward), or even a Python app like Django CMS.

    You just don't want to be going and trying to arrange so many files by hand.

    Oh and textfiles.com is still a thing.
  10. #30
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed #meth #molotoveverything #omghax

    Now that's the ticket!

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Anyway the issue isn't getting totse files and throwing them up on AWS, that's easy, it's structuring them and fixing them up so that they are presentable. I don't know what the files you have look like, but the ones on totse were all line breaks and strange characters.

    Generally you'd use a CMS, could be something like Wordpress, more like Typo3 for such a large number of files. Those are both PHP, which is outdated. Something in node like Ghost or something built on Keystone JS (both would be awkward), or even a Python app like Django CMS.

    You just don't want to be going and trying to arrange so many files by hand.

    I was just going to build my own (rather simple) CMS myself in Flask. I prefer Flask over Django because it has less boilerplate code and all that. You can create a very simple, bare bones web server in like 5 lines of code. And what I love about that is that, once you've mastered Flask (and I think I can claim that I have, since I use it for like 100 different hobby projects), it's so smooth and easy to maneuver when you want to create something with minimal dependencies.

    And my plan for dealing with presenting the content is actually kind of a reverse-engineering ==> re-engineering procedure.

    I use Beautiful Soup (an XML/HTML web parser library for Python) to extract the content from each article (author, date submitted, title, article content, description, etc).

    Next, I essentially recreate the exact same HTML and CSS in my custom CMS.

    Finally, I just have to host the data that's unique to each article, which means that my initial estimate of ~3GB is WAY, WAY higher than what I actually need.

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Oh and textfiles.com is still a thing.

    Damn, that's right. I forgot about that site.

    Ah well, I'm still gonna do it. It might still be at least somewhat effective.
  11. #31
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Totse Instagram and YouTube accounts coming right up.

    what's next you'll give an interview to Vice?
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  12. #32
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Just realised, actually a static site generator is probably the way to go.
  13. #33
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    what exactly is the point of any of this? why do you want to replicate all the bad chemistry, shitty erotica, and other BAD IDEAS that the totse text files were known for?
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box what exactly is the point of any of this? why do you want to replicate all the bad chemistry, shitty erotica, and other BAD IDEAS that the totse text files were known for?

    the same point for why you just felt the reason to ask those two questions.
  15. #35
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    because the feds are paying me to?
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    fucking question mark311s???
  17. #37
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    as if?
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    udumb?
  19. #39
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    yah right?
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    dad's email?
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