Who wants to be in my cover band

1. 2016-11-18 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Need 3 more members. Must be excellent musicians but able to fuck up every note corresponding with the fibonacci sequence.
   
   We're guna be called The Trolling Stones.
2. 2016-11-19 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lets do a death metal album in space
3. 2016-11-19 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Me, i play the drums, better than Sploo i might add. I can also play five chords on a guitar, a little Piano and i can perform the ancient art of Khoomii.
   
   Post last edited by Sophie at 2016-11-19T02:23:28.442738+00:00
4. 2016-11-19 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #4
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   how its thare genre in space noob
5. 2016-11-19 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   If you are wondering, the singer in this music piece performs Khoomii, it's the style of singing.
   
   
6. 2016-11-19 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can play a mean washboard.
7. 2016-11-19 at 6:55 AM UTC

   #7
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   id do it play guitar and bass
8. 2016-11-19 at 12:01 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've played guitar on and off for eight years but I haven't practiced in over a year and I can't sweep pick
9. 2016-11-19 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie If you are wondering, the singer in this music piece performs Khoomii, it's the style of singing.
   
   

   
   do you make these noises when you molest kids?
10. 2016-11-19 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I could do bass. Or violin if you give me time to practice up since I havent been playing for a long ass time.
11. 2016-11-19 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger violin

    
    quoted
12. 2016-11-19 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost quoted

    
    Violin is the third most badass instrument behind keyboard and guitar
    
    And millions of people play keyboards and guitar
    
    Edit: it ties cello for third place
13. 2016-11-19 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    cello is pretty fuckin badass.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sophie
14. 2016-11-19 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger cello is pretty fuckin badass.

    
    It really is. It adds a whole new dimension to any type of music.
15. 2016-11-19 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ok I think we have enough members to make this work. TLN, you're on violin, not bass.
    
    Sophie's on drums.
    
    190gr - lead guitar
    
    I'm undecided whether Bill Krozby should go on bass but I guess we're the Trolling Stones so he can.
    
    Might need another guitarist.
    
    I'm on vocals, of course, being one of 2 British people here.
    
    We can sell our sperm at our gigs.
16. 2016-11-19 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject We can sell our sperm at our gigs.

    
    This is definitely my kind of band.
17. 2016-11-19 at 12:57 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by the holy ghost do you make these noises when you molest kids?

    
    Yes i find it soothes them.
18. 2016-11-19 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by reject Ok I think we have enough members to make this work. TLN, you're on violin, not bass.
    
    Sophie's on drums.
    
    190gr - lead guitar
    
    I'm undecided whether Bill Krozby should go on bass but I guess we're the Trolling Stones so he can.
    
    Might need another guitarist.
    
    I'm on vocals, of course, being one of 2 British people here.
    
    We can sell our sperm at our gigs.

    
    MMMMM Can we do a couple pop songs young girls like, cuz i want a loli botnet.
19. 2016-11-19 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sure, bitches always used to love the Stones
20. 2016-11-19 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I used to have an all male showtune group called scrawny and the 3 dollar bills. The 3 dollar bills are my metrosexual backup dancers/singers that wear skin tight green jumpsuits covered in real currency