What I need to do is get hooker for a girlfriend...

1. 2016-11-18 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...so then I don't gotta pay her to bang.
2. 2016-11-18 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lad you'll be spending more money with a girlfriend than you would with a $10 crack whore
3. 2016-11-19 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You're a fucking idiot man. Get a hot female thats addicted to meth. Then get a quarter ounce and hide it really well. Keep pulling it out one gram at a time and you can control her for ever. When there is two grams left order more.