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  1. #61
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    Things Trump Supporters Are Too Stupid To Realize

    “Trump” isn’t really Donald Trump’s Last Name. His actual last name is “Drumpf.” Not kidding. His family changed it right before they came to America. That’s right, the immigrant hater not only employed illegal immigrants, he’s descended of immigrants, too. Of course, you probably are too – and that hasn’t stopped you.

    Donald Trump Speaks Like A Third-Grader. Do you know why he’s appealing to stupid people? Because he speaks their language. When a bunch of researchers analyzed Trump’s speeches, they found that he uses small words and short sentences, and has the general vocabulary of a CHILD in the third-grade. Maybe the fact that he “talks plain” appeals to you, but shouldn’t a president be smarter than you? Don’t you want a leader who actually thinks? You know… a leader with a brain? A functional brain?

    Trump Hates Poor People… Including You. Most of Donald Trump’s supporters are poor. You might hope to be wealthy like The Donald someday, but chances are, you won’t be. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, I’m just being honest with you. And because you’re poor, Donald Trump thinks you’re a stupid person who doesn’t deserve to vote. Those are his words, not mine. Do you think poverty equals stupidity? Are you a dumb person just because you don’t have as much money as he does? Well… you’re supporting Trump, so you’re definitely a stupid person, but it’s not because you’re poor (for most of you, it’s because your mom drank during her pregnancy… just keepin’ it 100, folks). But I’m not sure why I’m even going on about this. It’s not as if you can read anyway.

    Trump Isn’t Actually Explaining His Positions. He talks about how awesome America will be under his reign during his presidency, but he doesn’t really tell us how he’ll do any of this stuff. The only people who hate Donald Trump more than Democrats are Republicans, so he isn’t going to be able to broker these “fantastic deals” he keeps telling us about. And no, Mexico won’t pay for his wall, either. Why would they? Can you actually answer that question using factual information? No, you can’t, because that factual information doesn’t exist. Don’t buy the magic beans, dummies. They don’t do what you think they do.

    Trump Lies To You Constantly. The worst part is, he doesn’t appear to realize he’s doing it. Remember when Donald Trump told you that unemployment was higher than the government claims? Yeah… he was making that up. The real unemployment number is 4.9%. That’s using the same metric we’ve measured every American President by since the 1940’s. The other, higher number? Yeah… that’s made up. Trump wants you to believe that as much as 50% of the country is unemployed, but there’s literally no proof of that whatsoever. He just pulled that number out of his orange ass, and you’re stupid, so you believed it.


    I don’t know what else you need to hear, or what other factual information you need to swallow. Any one of these things should at least make you second-guess whether you’re backing the right loud, abrasive, douchey orange horse or not. The question is, who among you is smart enough to breathe with your mouth closed, let alone use Google and try to ascertain some facts about this ignoramus you wanted to elect as president?

    Donald Trump is the worst kind of idiot there is. He’s a short-fingered trust-fund baby with a comically absurd hairdo, hell-bent on becoming the president for personal gain, and he’s willing to say whatever stupid people want to hear in order to achieve that goal.

    Being stupid is a lifestyle choice, folks. You can be a smart person if you really want to be. All it takes is a small amount of effort… a lot less effort than it takes to join Trump’s Nazi-like “movement,” for sure. All it really takes is one book. No, not that one. A different one.
  2. #62
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by RottenRobert Being stupid is a lifestyle choice, folks. You can be a smart person if you really want to be.

    Keep telling yourself that.
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  3. #63
    Could be worse..it could have been Hillary..then it would have been an idiot, liar, misandrist, delusional and a thief.
  4. #64
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby who knows he may be apart of their plan and he's in on it..

    The thing that keeps nagging at me the most is the first thing he said when he started running in January 2016. He told the story of the old woman and the snake. A very strange and yet calculated thing to do, and quite ominous. "I saved you!" cried the woman, "and you've bit me! Why!!? You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die!" "Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin. "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in. Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in, for heaven's sake. Take me in oh tender woman", sighed the snake.
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  5. #65
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    That's a strange Penthouse story, Inspector Stickyfingaz
  6. #66
    if donald is an idiot then why is he so rich ?
  7. #67
    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't agree with any politics because im a centrist but calling people stupid because they support their president is just low brow.. the only stupid ones are the ones calling others stupid instead of actually debating on merits and making a well thought out point.

    Just calling someone a stupid nazi isn't winning an argument, you look like a dumbass and you are not helping your 'side' of the debate by saying that kind of stuff.

    Ironically you act more like nazis when you call people stupid and group them all together like that. You know what else the nazis did? they killed people who didn't agree with them.

  8. #68
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if donald is an idiot then why is he so rich ?

    His Dad gave him a million and a family real estate business. Tough life.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if donald is an idiot then why is he so rich ?

    He’s a good con artist :) As most politicians are. He’s not a complete idiot.
  10. #70
    Ghost Black Hole
    A stupid person would have wasted all the money and ran out long ago
  11. #71
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 His Dad gave him a million and a family real estate business. Tough life.

    if hes an idiot hed have lost them all.

    Originally posted by ohfralala He’s a good con artist :) As most politicians are. He’s not a complete idiot.

    so how much of an idiot he is ?

    more than the one that used unsecure private email servers ?
  12. #72
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if hes an idiot hed have lost them all.



    so how much of an idiot he is ?

    more than the one that used unsecure private email servers ?

    He did til someone bankrolled his resurrection. Wonder who.
  13. #73
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if donald is an idiot then why is he so rich ?

    Forrest Trump
  14. #74
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Niggas livin in their moms basement callin the multi billionaire president an idiot
  15. #75
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Because being born into millions with a family business and a high powered legal team on payroll to clean up dirt and protect you since day one excludes you from being a dumb ass.
  16. #76
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Tick.. tock...

  17. #77
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if hes an idiot hed have lost them all.



    so how much of an idiot he is ?

    more than the one that used unsecure private email servers ?

    He did he claimed bankruptcy 6 times
  18. #78
    Mahmoud Houston
    1. "Multi billionaire", lol.

    2. Here's Bill Gates:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/05/18/bill-gates-draws-laughs-at-trumps-expense-says-president-confused-hiv-with-hpv/
  19. #79
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    All liberals can do is pick away at the minutia, while everyone else discusses substance. That and the empty insults is all they really have.
  20. #80
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Orange man bad.


    Originally posted by -SpectraL He's a direct threat to the demonic hoards and their way of life, and they sure don't like it. That's basically it in a nutshell.


    Originally posted by -SpectraL Orange. Man. Bad.


    Originally posted by -SpectraL Remember just about the time Trump started running we had a huge spat of clown sightings and scares? That was a sign from the higher powers, pointing to what we are looking at today. Utter clowns, who think murdering babies, teaching kindergarten children gay sex positions, merging genders, removing all borders, increasing the flow of heroin and fentanyl, letting their own country be overrun by illegal aliens and helping out sex traffickers is all just peachy keen. Real-life, genuine clowns. As stupid and comical as you can possibly get.


    Originally posted by -SpectraL The thing that keeps nagging at me the most is the first thing he said when he started running in January 2016. He told the story of the old woman and the snake. A very strange and yet calculated thing to do, and quite ominous. "I saved you!" cried the woman, "and you've bit me! Why!!? You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die!" "Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin. "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in. Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in, for heaven's sake. Take me in oh tender woman", sighed the snake.



    Originally posted by -SpectraL All liberals can do is pick away at the minutia, while everyone else discusses substance. That and the empty insults is all they really have.

    What was that you were saying Spectral...……..I'm not seeing a whole lot of substance to what you've contributed, perhaps look at your self before looking at others


    FTR I'm not a liberal but damn if the pot isn't calling the kettle black
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