On Saturday night, I'm going to a musical with my grandmother and my girlfriend...

1. 2019-02-15 at 3:14 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, I just can't seem to stop living my life in the fast lane.
2. 2019-02-15 at 3:15 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also fake and gay.
   
   She'll be with me.
   
   (Your grandmother, that is).
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3. 2019-02-15 at 3:16 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   That chick in ur avatar is phuckable.
4. 2019-02-15 at 3:19 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung That chick in ur avatar is phuckable.

   
   
5. 2019-02-15 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Does she prefer to be called your grandma or your girlfriend?
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6. 2019-02-15 at 4:16 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   real and straight
7. 2019-02-15 at 4:26 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Tell grams I said Happy Valentine's day Mattchew.
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8. 2019-02-15 at 1:44 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   folks??
9. 2019-02-15 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Did you buy a little something for nana?
10. 2019-02-15 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    if you have a gf op why can't you live at her place instead of a motel 8?
11. 2019-02-15 at 1:50 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby if you have a gf op why can't you live at her place instead of a motel 8?

    
    Cuz she is married.
12. 2019-02-15 at 1:50 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby if you have a gf op why can't you live at her place instead of a motel 8?

    
    Only gonts live with their g/f. REAL men have their g/f live with them.
13. 2019-02-15 at 1:51 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only gonts live with their g/f. REAL men have their g/f live with them.

    
    you are correct sir, but op isn't a real men.
14. 2019-02-15 at 9:31 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    folks?
15. 2019-02-15 at 9:44 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I think a married girlfriend might be the best girlfriend
    
    4 married girlfriends would be better
    
    Can’t get serious
    Can’t yell at ya for cheating
    They have to go home
16. 2019-02-16 at 12:13 AM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    3 way, Matt?
17. 2019-02-16 at 12:19 AM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    i'm just posting in this thread this song later so if the universe wants me to listen to it some time in the future when i'm tripping then it can easily just have one of you bump this thread next time i trip and am on NIS
    
    
18. 2019-02-17 at 10:37 AM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Hope you guys had a great time at the musical!
    
    *jazz hands*
19. 2019-02-17 at 10:44 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Give up nakey pics of Grandma..
20. 2019-02-17 at 12:24 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    How’d it go Matt? Did you fall asleep during the show?