Being a fecal conservative in a progressive city

1. 2016-11-18 at 1:03 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   All over my city I see "fuck trump" spray painted around my nice neighborhood by kids that just moved here. While I've lived here my whole life and have never done anything life that.
   
   I believe in america, the red, the white and the blue. Cause I all love you.
   
   I happened to shit my pants while drunk and jogging last night while on gabapentin. I was next to my local coffee shop and went to the bathroom to check my self, one bath room said mens.. with a picture of a guy, one said women.. with a picture of a girl, but both had a sign saying it was an equal opprotunity bathroom, i went into one and it had a urinal and a waste basket for bloody liberal tampons... well I decided to try it out so i put my soiled panties on the coat hanger in there.
   
   Today I went for another job and low and behold I shit myself again after riding my bike back from some bars, surprisingly right at the same cafe' shop. so I did what I had to do.
   
   I hate shitting myself but its that time of month and I ran out of manpons... so I had to do something.
   
   Thank jesu they weren't my smexy underwear.
   
   I don't know what to do? I alraedy got back from the store, maybe i need immodium or some cotton wads.or just wait it out, i feel emotional and bloated like a woman
   
   I'm new to this time of month. I may be a shitty person, but I am not a crook
   
   
   
   
   
2. 2016-11-18 at 1:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The use of fecal conservative made me completely disregard (i.e. not read) the content of the thread just so I could make this comment.
3. 2016-11-18 at 2:25 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   > believe in america, the red, the white and the blue
   
   Is it weird that this reminds me of Grease.
4. 2016-11-18 at 2:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie > believe in america, the red, the white and the blue
   
   Is it weird that this reminds me of Grease.

   
   If you misspelled the nation yes.
   If you mean the movie also yes.
5. 2016-11-18 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Does this happen on the regular, Bill Krozby?
6. 2016-11-18 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   i hate this forum
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2016-11-18 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Disgusting. You should be euthanized, Bill Krozby.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Lanny, 
   • Sophie, 
   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2016-11-18 at 5:19 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Bill Krozby somehow manages to plumb new depths
   
   always
9. 2016-11-18 at 5:45 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Dissociator i hate this forum

   
   then leave faggot
10. 2016-11-18 at 5:46 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Malice Disgusting. You should be euthanized, Bill Krozby.

    
    you should tiny dicked welfare nigger
11. 2016-11-18 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah man right wing is the only wing.
12. 2016-11-18 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I found this amusing in a morbid way
    
    I shit myself on methoxetamine once
    
    But that was because I shot like a quarter gram up my asshole and for some dumbass reason didn't expect any negative consequences
13. 2016-11-18 at 2:40 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It happens. A little shard here and there every now and again. Drugs and booze certainly assist. I'm glad you're not ashamed. There are people who are proud to eat shit and puke and break glasses in their assholes but a guy needs to feel embarrassed for having an ill-timed poopy? Fuck outta here.
14. 2016-11-18 at 2:51 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ I found this amusing in a morbid way
    
    I shit myself on methoxetamine once
    
    But that was because I shot like a quarter gram up my asshole and for some dumbass reason didn't expect any negative consequences

    
    Man I fucking miss that shit. Of every drug I've ever done, which is almost all of them, MXE is the only one that I really fucking miss. I would probably pay $100 a gram for that shit right now.
15. 2016-11-18 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your hands are whiter than I expected. I've always pictured Bill Krozby as at least 50% black/Arab